The term "one in a million" is interesting bc if the United States has a population of 324,227,000 then theoretically there are 324 of these from USA
It may be unknown that de Laclos gave a landmark feminist speech at the Henri IV lodge in Paris--the context of Dangerous Liaisons is then not as evil
Insecure Actresses hopes that the band's sound features a level of precision worthy of being considered refreshing and New York City quality
The idea that science or evolution debunks "myths" about spirituality, afterlife or the supernatural is some of the weirdest logic there is
It seems that musicians are having unprecedented pulling issues with birds, creating a loophole for @insecureax's thoughts of anti-sterility
Maybe there's something to men who were musicians from an early age if the way young girls probably treated them made them pleasure obsessed
It didn't take Carl Jung very long to figure out why his mentor, Sigmund Freud, was obsessed with sexual issues as the driver for neurosis
Got the rig straightened out in the studio. Really quite happy about it, although the L7 seems to have minor issues. http://t.co/FafgGT8wgX
Your schism between reality and fantasy isn't body armor. I am still me, and you are, well.. you.
ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.
There may be "star" potential for contrast from conventions of the last decade or 2 on drums and bass. Simple: Steady like a magical boat w/out leaks.
I can't wait for the loading screen to become nostalgia.
The duality of the gamble itself (not stroke of luck) is interesting--there is a polarity to the spin on the "mysticism" and one is seductive or not.
Please notify me when I am being low-status.
Here's a vote for the top technical challenge of 2017: the #1 basketball hoop of all-time. Must be engineered intelligently but also sleek for "cool".
On the TooL song "Schism". I think it is a really cool video and song. Also, it was so heavily rotated on the radio. It is like a.. speaks for itself.
The star's double-image may merit consideration. This is bc society is bizarrely dependent on it, for w/e reasons. It is a split, but of what, unsure.
How can the industry defend against an obvious downturn, when one of the shows goes kerplunk? It simply cannot. Only off-screen "work" then maybe not.
What does it mean when "it's not good anymore"? It's like this gay "don't go there" stuff. Like, w/e. This requires serious defense to prevent shock.
The marathon thing is dangerous. Not only to the refrigerator (lol) but also to the mind. It is a matter of commitment and bad seasons are a big deal.
One might say people aren't thinking hard enough abt the bursts of TV series. The first thing is the flow (longplay), the second is the lack of. haha.
Guys, if you want to get laid, don't do it on TV. lol. Unless it is VH1's "The Pickup Artist". LoL!!
Ultimately.. tired of racism in TV and film. A broken product is unacceptable at any node point. It is not that subtle, only an idiot would think so.
Here is the thing--the double image of the "star" persona--the hero/seductress vs. the Hollywood mansion.. this is an optical illusion, one might say.
Another thing is the hidden detonation by social media. The star close-up was overcomplicated by this odd conduit. It is not such a fluffy one-liner.
In some ways film is worse than music. The abstract on some subsection of life is unmoderated. Then, introjection of sterility (no sex). Tech BS, too.
Look.. these flickering images that turn people to zombies.. it's not "plays" for a "game". I'm too exhausted. There's a slice of life then the dull.
Call it crazy, I don't get why the Avatar thing was so uninfluential. The 2D to 3D.. or not.. I can't even stand the look or feeling of a flat screen.
An analogy of music to Netflix could be iTunes, the general layout. As a musician, where might one stand if inserted? The studio stuff is confusing.
One could also argue Netflix's design is brutal. A one-off preview at the movies feels almost angelic but here it is so suggestive of quality things.
In a sense, one could argue Netflix is an expedient or agent for an expedited shift. It is too controversial abt the industry, it is a violent shock.
First of all, the whole structure thing with the fees and royalties vs. DVDs or even VHSs.. it causes too much carnage, too many "-anti"s (too boring)
The thing abt Netflix is.. it's too extensive to not raise serious questions abt "Yeah, it's on Netflix.", etc., and why some movies aren't included.
When LeBron James took heat for "relaxing" after losing in the NBA finals, "He's the one with the tattoo, the chosen one", etc.. lol.
Attention comes at a price. Men who are convinced of their "presence" forget the social is hopelessly irrelevant. Perhaps only in this sense historic.
Work may be too fortress-like these days. It creates a bubble with all the wrong info. It is too dependent on island superiority, too easy to destroy.
Social cohesion via work can inherently be a tough sell bc it is pegged to "game" while networking events require moderation by women (tired subject).
It is interesting how much the social side of things may drive something. This opinion may actually be oddly square at the moment. "Hello My Name Is"
One conundrum is how corruption in coaching requires a killer instinct which is also forged by the same coaches. I remember the air time Sandusky got.
Here is another statistics joke: a) Which pct of America manufactures terror and corruption? b) Which pct of the anti-global corruption come from USA?
Here is a statistics joke: a) most of the stuff that comes from America is crap b) most of the good stuff comes from America--Which is true?
At the end of the day, I think digital plug-ins (I use AUs) are interesting bc it is a matter of how long they've been out, plus, the mimicry aspect.
Think about it.. w/ PodXT via USB it was sort of a big deal (early 2000s). I think things got stale. One could argue it peaked at KoRn.
As sound quality goes, I basically started with Nuendo/Cubase around 15 or so and practiced in university. That is just a matter of budget via "tech".
I don't like the type of player who overly evangelizes gear in terms of "the way things are done now is--", too verbal and not sonic enough in nature.
An interesting one: Will computer sequencers not always be 100% adopted. Some ppl might end up intuitively preferring long cascades of physical knobs.
NYC is an international city. In fact, it is USA's only int'l city. I think much anti-NYC sentiment stems from this, creating logjams and bottlenecks.
Modern danger may arguably be a "quest" sort of conundrum, or, simulation-theory, if you will. The phone's purpose should be to reactivate "instinct".
One may argue that as far as phones go, danger levels need to be calibrated according to the local culture. Life and death is not "one-size-fits-all".
The merging of music as a "safe haven" and tech valuations as "cool" may be an interesting one bc it is quite a socially chaotic tether for delusions.
The history of courtship and arranged marriage suggests something extreme about the United States--financial safety may be sort of ironic.
One of Henry Ford's sons should have written "The International Joke".
In Italy, they have an expression, "Life is beautiful."
Always looking for like-minded praetorians and imperators of the Nintendo club.
Who is the male equivalent of Anna Kournikova?
I need to hire a tutor to help me with the correct faces to make when eating someone's dish and she is scanning your noises and facial expressions.
Of course a subtle dimension is a woman's nationality. It may be a matter of quirks, and unconditional male victory and, male confidence in great ppl.
To have a nice convo w/ a pretty girl these days could theoretically be much about homogeneity, robotic repetition, thought patterns (i.e. iax poasts)
At 31 I have seen enough observational banter to just try to avoid these public places things as much as possible, or always have headphones on.
So when it comes to just hanging out, right? It's like.. just to say something like, "Oh look who it is," then something acceptably outward.
Like, a lot of these poasts try to put a logical spin on something conventionally.. accepted. In other words.. sort of like stating the "obvious".
I think a lot of what people call "cool" is observing outwardly. About the line between cynical and MTV.. trends flirt dangerously with the feminine.
Selectivity is, like, such a non-male trait.
To those who say I am not American: Warhol got shot.
I like the addendum to The Point Of No Return--Everything You Say Is Funny.
The arts and Italian tradition I think is not that clear of a puzzle but I thought Berlin attracted a lot of anomaly things.
The European artist is like, idk, a secret give-and-take of sorts, I guess difficult to explain. I am fine with spaghetti, personally, a godly dish.
This is a funny conundrum bc I think artists get a free €€-pass and that this is sort of a pro-Italy morality, that you are a beautiful anomaly, etc.
I am not sure if the anomaly thing is more from Italy than anywhere else. There I noticed they love to encourage and this was interesting re: Berlin.
On what makes one anomalous. I think there is cognitive dissonance abt this bc the stylizations in tech seem to love this morality, but defends Borg.
Fame and receiving new friends is sort of OK'd by American society, but at the same time, sort of w/e. To me, this is very real estate-type math.
I don't know about masochism. But I do think the biggest disconnect today with desirable women is how they cannot fathom not having the same problems.
On having the same problems. The opposite is taking the easy road. This is a big one because of attention and $$. So, it is tangential to subtractive.
I don't know why Twitter put a randomizer on my tweet locations, I was pretty anal about the fun of it and always said, "Here I am in [xyz] city."
When will filming begin in Stockholm for, "I'm Not A Coder, I'm More Of A Design Type".
There is humor to the phrase, "Oh no, I was stoned when I wrote this code."
It is underrated how "generational" tech became. The startup culture was a lot of something like "disruptive" vs. "legacy". Disrupt my life, maybe lol
I don't know how I feel about the term "abandonware". It is like, sort of meta.
I wonder what the pundits would say about a type of woman whose appearance has the effect of Adderall.
Clay Aiken or Ruben Studdard? Still relevant.
I gotta say, in the era of sarcasm done wrong, being absurdly frank and way too disconcertingly matter-of-fact could be the most humorous personality.
I hereby follow every mistake with "But that is the nature of European passion."
And again, my response is, ".... What the French said."
Stop trying to reverse-engineer my "knucklekick", and also, stop being jealous too.
P.S. should also be an acronym for Personal Space.
All hail the "That-one-time-I-socialized" guy.
An interesting maiden name for a woman is Powers.
I like the concept of Jenny in Forrest Gump. The way it went wasn't done very well but it doesn't really appear anywhere else and is a nice story type
Here is a scenario: a woman is listening to a mix and says, "Can you make the [xyz] sound like [this]?" Or, "Why don't you.. [etc.]?" Or, "explain."
By the way, if you have sex and then listen to music, it's better than weed.
The other thing is what is "cool". That is not so simple as hard, elite computer science. Also, face-to-face time, as in, how we can meet and convo..
Ultimately, I think this will just be a result of the "winners", and also, just a shift, but also maybe moreso, a test of rep, cred and game strength.
The other thing is the signal to noise ratio of w/e to web and mobile apps. It was shoved down our throats to "DIY", but are the challenges ludicrous?
One funny thing is common knowledge of people keeping their ear to the street. I think "stealth" is pretty "open source" these days, just a matter of.
The reason I say it is a violent matter is that it shouldn't be but it is, and that is cause disarming a "competitor" is such a humorous construction.
This whole efficient vs. inefficient competition thing. Like, it is sort of a matter of violence. So.. how does this get deflected? Give it an NC-17?
I think this can get really interesting. Business is sort of disconcerting down to the suit and being broke sucks. So I am curious about any theories.
I wonder what the analysts and pundits would have to say about any business concept that can define a century or w/e. Like, due to internet and post.
I think it is pretty simple--when people want something better, there are ways to stop it. This doesn't always seem "accidental". Who takes the fall?
It almost seems like a bare minimum for the higher ups to start giving their thoughts on barriers to entry and obstruction in the complex present era.
Sometimes ppl take their names way too seriously.
All leagues should have pro judges for showboating.
I wonder why no one "liked" my Photoshopped pic of Clayton Kershaw throwing a curveball with a football.
The WWII persona and being as strong as Germany. This is sort of annoying bc it is so subtext and military sports. Like.. "tell me how my a$$ tastes."
About being as strong as Germans in war. I can't believe this isn't more criticized in the US. Like, everyone is obsessed with injecting Jewish film.
I am more impressive than MJ because I retired without having to prove that I am #1.
Deutsch and logic can be pretty brutal. It is like, "here is the river", or, "yes, but". I tried to capture this in some poasts--the humor of simple.
The effect of mindless tech consumption is pretty crazy. It is like a lot the phrase, "Yeah, but the way I do [xyz] is just so elite and high-status."
I wonder if men have ever felt more inflated by using words they find clever. It does not necessarily mean "game", "status", or being "hip with it".
I want to restore Prussia to its former greatness, but first, I'd like to know why it sounds like Russia, but with a capital "P".
How a software quirk can cause something so "Will to Power" type of feeling is beyond me but at the same time, Nietzsche was anti-semitic, I think.
That "elitism" of AIM.. it wasn't "gotten" by everyone. That is what is so cosmically funny about this era of this stuff.. it's so headless chicken.
I still like the activation energy of AOL/AIM. AOL profile info OK, stalk away, that's it. The msg was a risky gamble, the flow was life and death.
I don't think people can fathom how passing off an add or like as a gf can be so toxic. When you sum it up, it changes the meaning of "friend".
In terms of bro hangouts, there is something impossible about adding girls in to randomize the stale nature.. reason being, it becomes so complicated.
I feel like New York is sort of like the "amateur" XXX section to LA's production-heavy voyeurism. Some good ol' spyware and you get the REAL THING!!
I am intrigued by thoughts of what couples were able to do in New York City when they wanted to be "crazy" and Times Sq. was more seedy and less Citi.
If you put a gun to my head, I can become corporate management and make it to early retirement.
When did the Ninja Turtles become Teenage Mutations.
Activision's next game should be called Corrupt Combat.
Free Antiquing Service: Give me your guitar and I will antique it for a reasonable price. Contact for details.
In order for the subtle and ironic to be funny, the funny has to be REALLY funny in order to offset the unfunniness element w/ enough upward magnitude
Come to think of it, I don't know why I didn't get any phone calls from Nashville while I was rocking a Tele in New York City.
Why don't I just set the refresh rate of every .gov website to something resembling ...And Justice For All.
Stylistic spam is a huge part of my style, when someone wants to jock my style then they are stealing spam.
Someone should make a "light web": a repository of cool inventions, discoveries and ideas that will never see the light of day.
The entertainment people need to smooth out the idea of America as comatose.
I wonder if there is anything more anti-Harlem than blocking the ability to tell people to get off the stage.
If the Ivy League makes you Greek, or if reading the Greek books makes you Greek, I still haven't seen a dollar of that IMF/Grexit bailout fund.
Here is a business book I want to buy: 1% Corrupt Means 100% Corrupt.
What is the diff between frozen leftovers and microwave platters at Costco? That's why I think a cool startup idea could be int'l leftovers delivery.
The classic monopoly example is pro sports, as in, US sports leagues, w/ teams "colluding", but this seems way worse than the Microsoft browser thing.
Due to the fanboyisms of pro sports, I wonder what the pundits of the game would have to say about leagues as "startups", and barriers to entry.
I wouldn't mind seeing female coaches monopolize coaching--less nonsense, corruption of ego, volatility, just a generic baseline for a male assistant.
American English is one of the strangest sounds now.. reason is--the domineering way it is used and that the guy may have spoken Arabic a century ago.
One of the most intimidating sights on Earth has to be a group of girls. This is bc it isn't like the familiar faces from a summer Bible youth camp.
Odd judgment by Christians who are lost in New York. This is like a really fascinating dimension of USA bc they cannot fathom American Christianity.
By the way, this whole dialectic thingy between the latent and the overt. I think this is very C.G. Jung. That is the humor of appearance and TV, etc.
I miss the PC game Lemmings. This is the humor of the American mind.. "how dare you judge us" and stuff. Have they found JonBenet yet? lol
The Stinkfist thing, like, the latent, implicit acceptance of weird downloads (not Playboy), and the same church thing being sort of a slow nuisance..
I think the idea of what is P.C. is a bit murky today, reason being the spread between shock content's surge and some sort of Christian fame morality.
I gotta say the office could be the world's biggest mind trick. The man could be less productive than cleaning with no profit and terrorist funding.
KsE should have named End of Heartache "End of Band".
The Obnoxiously-Brutish-Accent Play: The most abused rule in the playbook, so use sparingly--focus on marketable catch phrases and jock vocal tone.
I'm pretty sure I just heard a song abt how getting a sex change is cool.
I still think the ridicule of everything you do on internet via search is sort of asking for a locker room comeback, like, "Well why are you looking?"
I still believe my old screen name Buttcheex8 is still undefeated.
When I am sitting in prison or a hospital bed, I will think to myself, "Why did I use that reverb."
Next time my female roommate corruptly puts spyware in my apartment, she should be up front about the "You aren't going to get laid anyway" part.
If I had a virtual cyber-girlfriend, it would be Tanya from C&C:Red Alert.
The most cliche Long Island story is, "Did you know so-and-so is from [town-name] and actually went to [fun HS] and [blah-blah] knows her [something]"
I think in general, it is good to record. After a few years it may look like the only cool thing you did, so, more. So, for micro-practice, macro too.
Someone should have made a follow-up to the Sherminator.
I hope my music does not make you think of sex with a Chinese ladyboy.
For the price of no human dung in it, you can have my patronage at any time.
I wonder how many times in the last month and a half I wanted to say, "You talk in a weird way" or "You just got weird cause that was actually a joke"
Sex Advice #1: "It's always good to make sure it's not gay"
I wonder what percentage of farmers are pot-smoking farmers.
There's something funny about the sex cred game, but I don't know what it is.
There's something funny about the mercenaries from The Rock.. they resemble the images I have in my head of the guys who EQ rock songs.
I like when a man gets cremated by the same morality he criticizes and promotes (not preaches).
Every time I see a Chinese vehicle, I get sort of scared.
When a guy flirts with a girl, it is just so pro-feminism because it creates so much suspense.
Stop inverting my literal and sarcastic tones.
I wonder if instead of favoritism of collegiate athletes (Go XYZs), the workforce reformed as musicians and music fans-only.
I feel like there's something funny about a kid playing a "lick" stylistically or verbatim from some famous musician guy.
I gotta say, one of the creepiest things in the world is Holocaust innuendo.
I have a new playbook play called "The Argument-gone-right-gone-wrong-gone-right (or Wright)."
About that stock you were asking about. It went up, it went down, that's all I really know.
Is the whole purpose of lacrosse that it's a joke about White ppl..?
With or without Melodyne.. hmm.. (rock, that is..)
I often like to challenge myself: how long I feel relaxed about completing previous challenge.
What is it, this "word" or "term" we call "sexism"?
About the term "do your best". It may be highly sexual. First, it tells the kids. Also, doing your best is childish. Finally, this attracts women.
Aphrodite may be a relevant god today. In Europe, love is a goddess. If replaced by porn, being anti-porn will theoretically bring up jewish dreams.
It is difficult to understand the type of scenario when a weird dude just ogles at a woman's body like her body itself is some kind of object.
A weak, Israel-backed bank-controlled NYC is an interesting experiment. It is the modality where any guy is sexed even though he has never been.
What part of "I want sex and I'm not gonna get it" do you not understand?
They should rename Nick and Disney the pedo channel.
I wanna be one of the guys on these corrupt TV shows just to make faces.
To every visitor, I say: Thank you for making it to New York, to bother me.
Why does Railroad Tycoon keep telling me I'm a "chimney sweep".
There must be more foresight on what the next peni$ pills will be.
When everyone is being negative about something and I go the other way, it is possible that it is just for humor's sake.
If I had my own tablet startup, the first people I'd approach would be supermarket cashier women.
"Would any one who was already illustrious desire to be illustrious? Would any one already strong desire to be strong?" -Plato, Symposium
Someone should change the Athens Civic Meetup to annual.
Not gonna go there but I bet there will be jokes if USA cannot compete with Africa in terms of farming and crop quality over the next century or 2.
If I were a superhero, my catch phrase would be "CATCH PHRASE!"
I wonder what sort of job US state gov'ts have been doing. "Latest news: True Gold Found Underneath Football Stadium".
Sometimes, there are real sensitivities and negativities out there that young kids can't understand. To that, I usually say, "Probably gay."
Stop leaving this URL of poasts to watch gay porn.
It's not my problem you have weird sex problems.
I feel like upstate NY is a lot like the jock from Napoleon Dynamite.
If someone wants to make Game of Romes--how may I add value?
People have to stop with the drugs to get stronger nonsense. Just smoke some ganja and chill on some music, if that's the case..
A while back, I had an idea for a startup called BloodyStreet that would send boxing fans across the globe to learn how to punch. I still like it.
I am intrigued by the prospect of NYC as what people bet on as fertile soil, and countries protecting "their" music in various ways, and, complacency.
One could argue metal is the most creative destruction.
Has the art of dissing jokes gone charitous?
If my opinion matters, the world must be completely insane.
I need to ask my friends from home whether or not I have improved at being "street dumb".
Every girl is stupid in music compared to me.
By tomorrow, I would like a tree diagram of conversations starting with sports.
I wonder what type of friend is best for a young musician.
I wonder who kept their Smashing Pumpkins Zero T-shirts.
Date whomever you want! Limited time offer only in select New York locationz.
One of the most underrated factoids is that Les Paul was/is both an accomplished scientist (or inventor) and guitar player. Now we need setups, ha ha.
I can't wait for the female drummer to sell us out to Israel.
I didn't like that LvL 99 was the maximum level attainable in Diablo ii.
There aren't a lot of TV or movies you can eat your food to.
There is nothing French about Chinese people.
When it doesn't work, it has some sort of funny purpose.
Listen.. youth (and by extension feminine) psychology stems a lot from one day being a famous musician. It is even difficult to get a working guitar.
This whole thing of dreams about making music is sort of a responsibility, and I'm actually very disappointed in other musicians, (if they get this).
I said, "What about sexism?" "STFU", they said.
The more the filler tracks, the bigger the peni$!
Bad drumming is like, really brutal on the mind..
Music as a concept of abundance I think has been bastardized.
One thing at gyms ($$) is the weights themselves. I'd argue this is tied to open-mindedness and materials, and that there could be a spillover effect.
I wonder if anyone remembers the quote from Varsity Blues, "I don't want.. your life."
Any dudes from Iceland wanna get laid, you know where to find me.
About Judaism and music, right back at you.
You know what they say, respect your elders.
Do you think the rock industry operating on telling people and being told what to do is odd? I think this was a valid original point abt musicmaking.
I like how FB changed the definition of a girl "likes you back".
Whenever someone is fixated on something like donating charity to me, I sometimes think, "It's probably some gay guy."
It'd be nice if football were somehow made to be more unisex.
Car Rental places should be more careful about who they rent to.
You know when people say, "You know when people say that stuff?"..
I can barely hear the sound coming out of my phone.
Andrew, Andrew, he's our man, if he can't do it, yes we can.
Always compare and analyze racists vs. haters.
The best argument for the cat is that the sound of the meow is superior to the sound of the bark.
If I owned a huge building in downtown Manhattan, I'd just call it SimTower, and let people build and bulldoze at will.
All I am saying is that it is tough for a young kid when a guy says "I know someone in so-and-so" and this is literally the engine for global GDP! lol
Look, it's like.. idk. Like, I see a lot of that as LA type blah, the ability to feign glitches in the social matrix. Like hey look at my LinkedIn lol
The "who you know" thing I think is brutal to young, pretty girls. e.g. a Latvian princess girl pursues modeling in London, then nightmares and stuff.
On LA and flakiness. Maybe someone can tell me what the "maze/puzzle system" is all about. It is too subtractive to not be a funny conversation.
As far as attachment goes. I think this is a bit evil, to ridicule it bc it is so addicting to others. But emotional drain needs optimization, or w/e.
With plans, reciprocity is an issue. EU women are way better abt this. They are also quicker to ridicule what someone is exactly doing w/ their time.
I think flaking is a sign of the era.. how it is bragged abt. I see it as a ticket in.. 30 minutes of my time (sort of) to monopolize the time junkie.
I think a lot of Berlin was abt "If you suck, you suck." Soliciting €€ from Israel was sort of predictable. This is like a funny thing to princesses..
For what it's worth, I like playing live. The problem is, the tonalities and rhythmic imagination I am working on aren't quite digital copy & paste.
As it goes, I am intrigued by stardom as a concept, and current "experiments". I tried to contribute w/ a "starry" sound, or something more "dream".
About the Hollywood engine.. it is sort of crazy but I do think society wants takes on stardom. I did write a few on "starness", at least, my 2 cents.
When you're a guitar player and people are jocking your style, it's always good to do quirky things to stand out, like funny clothes.
A prescient sage says, "There's something missing in your spirit about your people, and you take it out on others."
There should be more jokes abt the lines, "Do you want something to eat" and "What ru going to do today?"
I'd venture to bet that in Italy there are 1000+ pizza recipes waiting for primetime as the #1 slot of area. Who's with me on Team Pizza?
Every big house is culpable for the lack of awesome sports setups everywhere. If you don't want to invite me, fine, but I don't want to go anyway.
Every home and building should have an underground bowling alley. I cannot remember if SimTower had them. I wonder how many hours a week I would play.
What does your heart feel when you think of Rome?
Stop, look, and listen, it's all about corruption and greed!
I got 99 problems but a friend ain't 1, girl me, etc.
If you have an illustrious family name, just think of all the stupid brothers and sisters in this world.
When a hot girl says, "I love you", I reply, "Me too."
I predict Methods of Mayhem will change its name to "Meth".
The first squad that hires me is #1 cause of my knucklekick.
I want to know more about the history of "Don't do it."
For all the pretty girls out there: Why does anyone care about my crummy opinionz?
Here's a funny joke: What Americans would say about music tastes and humor as a function of whether or not the guy may have jumped Ellis Island.
I wonder what cognition junkies would say abt "bugs" or jokemaking "crashes", the reason being, sometimes a joke is meant to mean something but never.
I hope Wagnyr to have a simple message into perpetuity: USA's #1 export is music and that this global commodity is an odd one, and, counter-attacking.
Look, Europe as French I get it but I think I tried to make an extended joke abt this, the importance of Paris in more ways than one (lol!) yawn.
I accidentally fudged up the post before the last one, but I like pro sports, TV, film and Hollywood as a joke about "opiate(s) of the masses".
If Squirrel were to make a run at the car game, perhaps the first model concept would be called "Marciano.", i.e. a brand new Squirrel Marciano.
So back to the pickup artist thing. Like.. I tried to knock this one out of the park. It seems obvious to try to win the "older wisdom" card "softly".
Criticizing White USA means ungodly defensiveness (Europe, too). So, I go back to the humor of the parent, or, grandparents, and an awful generation.
Disconnect between global demand and White American arrogance is decidedly New York, in my opinion. That is why I like the irony of my "startup". LoL!
You can't have it both ways, you can't just judaically say "They are scum" and then expect to win both the social game and $$ cred. (obviously)
The whole isolationist thing I think made some sense but things went too global, IMHO. So, "White" cluelessness is ironically complex or complicated.
White Americans are by far the most unpopular demographic. Of course, it is nuanced. I don't care but of course New York isn't USA or something. LoL!
The whole thing US society as status quo and then hegemonic influence is just so funny. The reason is, the dissonance, and even, control of it. LoL!!
I think a lot of it has to do with post-WW2 Hollywood, which inflated "image". The older ppl being given some sort of odd form of "what is America?".
The current parents generation I think is a subject of subtle discussion. Logicplex aside, just the idea of parent love no matter what is a bit funny.
I think WW2 grandparents are a bigger deal than Europe thinks. The reason is, the girls tend to credit not only validity, but also social contributors
There is something tiring abt Europe--knowing where a country is on a map means subjugation by "our women" or the importance of collectivized opinion.
I am still waiting for the sci-fi thriller where genetics hit a 1000000σ event where music no longer has primitive effects on the gene pool.
I don't know much about DJing, but from what I understand, they make a lot but no "game". I'd bet if it were a free set, there'd be a gf from day one.
I wonder if US sports are poorly rationed. Everyone wants to play, this is a 95% sort of thing. The membership thing is a buzzkill. Not the Taj Mahal.
For a place like Chelsea Piers, something that would make sense is having lockers for ball equipment, and/or, a thorough selection of the balls made.
The way your lacrosse stick throws it is extremely gay.
For what it's worth, I enjoyed The Innovator's Dilemma. The basic gist is: "Bigger-Fatter-Slower". I'm not sure it's so unsimple.
Dating + pickup manuals. I think authority principles are an underrated aspect. The reason being, propagation itself of the concept of such authority.
At the end of the day, in a more "feminine" sense, I think one could argue there is an uncannily fine line between corrupt golfer and nun, path-wise.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? must be one of the most directly marketed show names. Why? bc it humors how much ruckus $1mn can create in the States.
By the way, bar corruption is sort of a funny concept as well. I think there is a hidden variable to a bar. Is it a vacuum, if you will. It gets ugly.
One of the most interesting concepts in the marketplace is when bars are concerned about margins. It's difficult to describe but you can sort of tell.
You know what's funny? People from the past vs. memory capacity, as in, when someone swears by allegiance, but, he/she can barely remember stuff.
Going back to Thriller.. just the idea of recorded sound as it exists today. It feels like religion but not. This has been discussed for a while now.
As for however disastrous the existing paradigm may have been, I'm actually fairly keen on exploring this. lol
I like to think Wagnyr Music as a sort of fresh concept, i.e. whatever the cool people of the world want, I'm all for it.
I think there's something funny abt media, TV + "motion". Think abt it.. times evolving by the decade. Is the movement chaotic, arbitrary, "caramels"?
I remember when I got the idea to start "a social network for musicians" in Berlin. I simply renamed it, "Idea". I think it is pretty functional.
BTW. I am starting to think that music stars or whatever you want to call them are being paid off to not have any opinions. (if they had any, lol.)
About the social interaction between the industry ppl and the "artists". As far as I'm concerned, it's sort of gay.
There is something abt record executives and industry "players" thinking they are better than the "assets". Think about it, e.g. album names. haha.
To all the gearheads: of course there is always room for preference, but hopefully nothing to criticize.
You haven't heard about The Unsaveable Kick?
I think the era is significant today. Europeans will be defensive and that's OK, but.. in terms of discovery, art and composition.. what about Italy?
They say in Europe it's not cool to have a nice car and a big house bc it is obnoxious but how far does this go? (USA) I think that's the basic gist.
I think to a lot of younger people, the contrast between the Joneses of Europe and $$ being cool or not.. it's like a weird topic but a bit tiresome.
Celebrity is a pretty strange topic these days but I think creative output is as well--the star engine and the Warhol thing. Also, maybe numbskulled.
It is a pretty simple concept that superstardom out of London was created to compete with USA celebrity and widespread envious obstruction in Europe.
If your work is tangential to music, I've got just the deal for you!
I don't like what university did to the phrase, "You know how I know you're gay?"
I dream of saying, "Yes! The video games have returned! Now go away, you n00bs."
Tip: Stop making the "N" word about my peni$.
The concept of dead man walking is sort of street but it is an interesting one--how the morally wicked and corrupt use verbs with a gun to their head.
Listen, my fellow cook, it's a one-man ship with a one-man crew.. the one-man spice artist.
Hear ye! Anyone can mix. If you don't know how to do it, ask a German friend! If then no one knows how to do it, then boy, you are funny.
Effects of trustworthiness on fashion is palpable, IMHO. Appearances are shortcuts, e.g. the suit, the uniform, the nurse. This is linked to academia.
Being pro-education seems to me to be at a premium. It may be odd bc it toys with the principle of "authority". Rather, what it is, and, "opinion".
The hug to suplex position. That is for the real gangsters.
If I were a kid, I'd be wondering if university is when life is all about looking at peni$es.
People need to solve the hangout location conundrum because the true "player" does not need to just hear "All he does is flirt."
If a girl says we had sex, she's probably just joking.
When does finger pointing become the ultimate scheme? e.g. If life's purpose is calling another "stupid" and it becomes a chain reaction then bubble.
Hard drugs are really funny.. like when ppl smoke pot and turn into vegetables, and then somehow, some sort of stubbornly inverted functioning scale.
A lot of bad logic I imagine has historically come from drug addiction--this is funny territory so I hope that Wagnyr Music has caused much mischief.
Scandinavian subterfuge is a funny concept bc I thought the whole idea was to be really frank about muddled topics.
A funny thing is this: how much more effort trolls are willing to put into spam than something actual, and, the percentages of trolls vs. non-trolls.
Are you an xyz playing the something? I think this is something I've thought about infinitely, to contemplate the fine line between amateur and "pro".
I think YouTube could eventually be remembered as a huge win for music bc by adding the "magic" of Intel to it, there are so many ways to muddle it.
Now accepting offers to play Ace Combat on my Samsung laptop in any location.
Hey, I need some help, give me some ice cream.
One of the funniest is getting cockblocked by an old sports coach. Like, I barely knew you then and I still barely know you now. lol
Help Wanted: Sound Quality Assurance/Quality Control Needed
Thinking of creating a landing page to see who is interested in previews and updates on the new car of the month, the A$$hole.
I think the engine of winning at the university level in the States is intriguing--if it works against the student (yes), American culture is ironic.
My point is this: sycophant stuff aside, VC is obsessed w/ % success rate. At the same time I think this stuff at the university level is very vague.
I don't know how to put this: I think the university system is some sort of weird filter. The social stuff is too confusing and no one wants to help.
Here's the thing right? University is a time where you can rly dig deep into something w/ a ton of time and skip class to do it, and "work" is weird.
I am surprised universities aren't more obsessed with VC funding dimension-type logic.
I need to gather sample data for the subsonic frequency I will be sending out to alert my local neighborhood I will be going for a walk in 10 minutes.
You give new meaning to the phrase "invasion of privacy".
Isn't it funny to imagine some guy who loved metal as a car executive of some sort, but he loved Slayer as a kid?
I wonder if anyone agrees computer bugs became a much bigger deal after computers became hosts for entertainment (chemically speaking).
One day, you will see the meaning of stupid.
A funny line is, "How can you not love me back!?!" Inevitable conundrums.
The reason I am humble is cause I have auxiliaries of arrogance.
One of those funny things about NYC nightclubs is the initial shock from ppl from the street dancing, the resulting anxiety, then time to restrategize
I don't know why Silicon Valley has been looking for "full-stack rock stars", I tend to only go half-stack at most out of modesty.
I wonder if the Windows 10 admin permissions prompts are a joke about Snapchat.
One way in which the woman is an ultimate arbiter of the social is monitoring the joke credit expiration period--the waiting room for the ideal joke
Is it true that if you decrease the amount of funny, the previous funny becomes negative?
One idea that may be cool could be various mechanisms of force feedback for car audio (like visualizer but, etc.) I think this could be very advanced.
I am intrigued by the potential for computer processing in autos. e.g. gears like a bicycle, wheel resistance, suspension flows, up/downhill, cement.
Who's down with the 5-in-1 rotating exhaust rear bumper?
Speaking of RAM slots. I wish someone would explain this weird conundrum to me.
I wonder if it is feasible to stack multiple video graphics cards slots much like RAM slots. I'd go 10x on those badboys and mix to taste. w00t
I gotta say, "She knows my mother" followed by a Homer Simpson-esque scream is a pretty funny line.
About reputation in New York. I think this is a whole another matter entirely. The whole "American" thing. Um, this is an elite date convo topic, IMHO
The weird thing about reputation is this. I think it should be a magical buzzword. If you nuke the concept, then we are cousins, aren't we? lol.
About this logical loophole. I surmise that NYC could enjoy some positioning cred about defending French hegemony. The reason is, they are very nice.
Here's the thing, right? How much of EU is driven by suggestions involving US deference to French "stuff"? So, after a certain pt it is a bit messy.
These days it's the logic win. I don't know the history of it. USA-influenced, undoubtedly. So, the French "stuff", bookwise. I think it is conundrum.
I gotta admit there's nothing weirder in society today than a bunch of Scandinavian things jumbled up when at the end of the day the guy is weird.
I think it is an interesting convo to revisit Thriller, the impact it had on musical vanity. When you start w/ the word Michael, then DSOM as a whole.
I don't know if the decade system came from USA music. This intrigues me (temporality). If I add 2 cents, I'd argue musical output is quite relevant.
On the adoption of "pickup" in Europe. I think this has been the #1 challenge in terms of "need". That is why I created AxFuze.
I think there is mischief to the 20th century selling "sex" w/ Hollywood. The reason is, the US dollar inverted European thoughts, spreading "pickup".
I think there is something incompatible with the most basic USA premise of "pursuit of the dollar". It is in the present era this phrase is "violent".
I see nepotism as one of those basic human riddles that is currently a bit odd--the older stuff about being born rich and the recent invention of USA.
Does anyone think it's totally and completely twisted when people want to do weird things to fútbol to gain sex and power? "Go home to your mommy"
Come to think of it, there are two Chappelle's Show skits I can remember about work, PopCopy and WacArnolds and now it feels even funnier than before.
One day, I will start the best Italian restaurant with the motto, "This ain't a service, here's your spaghetti."
Oh man, is it good to see you. I was just over there, and those guys are crazy.
I want to meet likeminded people whose joke obstruction was legendary because it was too hateful.
I think something funny with physical locations may be showing up. What is the gray area between buy (Best Buy) and post (Amazon), "demo" vs. showroom
If I ran a store, every salesperson would be a woman.
50% off on sale at Andrew's Bazaar: Fig Leaf Pants
I think there is latent humor to the Scandinavian speak--def girly, maybe corny. Is it OK to call it "corny"? What abt the crossovers? So then, funny.
I am ready to post flyers asking if any soccer moms would like to convert to fútbol moms.
There was some guy who said out loud, "Why don't we use a square base and four triangles.", and at some pt he is credited with inventing The Pyramids.
Who wants me to create a free restaurant in front of Eisenhower Park using free technologies of farming, shipping and cooking methods from S. Korea!?!
The thing about expensive food is this.. you need a date, right? So it's a like a sputtering feedback loop, all the food stuff and anything around it.
I wonder if raw meat (and/or fish) is the key to the restaurant business today. I hate being skimped. And, it can say a lot about the domestic puzzle.
Sometimes, depending on the time window, there is no such thing as stealing, only petty crime.
One of the lucrative assumptions is when a dude says assuredly his friend gets no girls. This is because the friendship implies this framework.
While recording Gay Herøes, I created an alter ego, Andy Van Gas of Van Gas. I got the idea that machining could be made available to anyone! K.I.S.S.
I could see half the world learning the rudiments of CAD if/when machining is low-cost and musical instruments are made at will from computer files.
I wouldn't mind if the fútbol ball replaced the golf ball. Just think about it, how many strokes does it take.
I think for most bands, music is about "playing the game", selling records, going on tour. For fans, it is just a matter of "magic". 2017-wise I mean.
One thing about opinions. I think taking a stance nowadays can lead to godly sums of $$. Sometimes artificial though. Music prob the most transparent.
My interest in amp blending got me thinking: I wonder if audio could be headed toward blending speaker spectrums (Y++). Formats, brands, models, etc.
Someone please tell Africa we need more Michael Jacksons.
Due to stance love in the 21st century, I am surprised no one has made a concrete sort of stance against Israel in music, in fact, quite the opposite.
A very meta name for a rock band would be "The Jew".
On US defense spending. For the powers that may be, do you go all-in on a military backed by gov't run by Israel and China just for the comedic value?
One extreme thought is: if a person is dumping bizarre projections on you, two options--to sublimate or to kill. Sublimation is the Hollywood "stuff".
I wonder how much revenue a laptop gaming cafe would do. No work allowed, only video games. Maybe showers in the back or w/e, third-world democracy.
Without my renewed NYS driver's license, I've been enjoying my free time bicycling. So far, spontaneously popped brakes (both steel, tolerance), tire.
On the wannabe tough guy. I mean, this is just such a crazy time, and I attribute it to the auto. I understand it's a heavy tank-like enclosure, bro.
I say when the military is pathetic ($$?), there's less stops to say, "Look, sports aren't for you" In USA, what is fútbol? Inferiority to C. Ronaldo.
You know what? When one of those fútbol stars gets mad because he's not as good as C. Ronaldo. Like, grow up, like, go pedo or something. lol.
I want to teach a style of dance that incorporates ridiculing the girlymen. There's nothing wrong with incorporating varying elementz into your game.
On the rubbing motion (popularized by Johnny Football). I consider it erudite to think of the following: education on arrogance when the $$ is gone.
I say it is interesting a place with rock decor (i.e. a bar) depends on rock music itself. A lot of thought can go into design but this is stranger.
I'll never forget the time I left New York for a job in Amsterdam and my game continued in European playboy form.
I have never had the testicular fortitude to join the "Jerry!" chant at a King's X concert.
Every man is desperate, it's just a matter of choice management.
When is the news going to rebrand itself as Vladimir the Great.
Is LOST the TV show where you're somewhere in New York with a sex change?
Will someone please get this guy his shine please!?
I'd be interested to hear if people think extreme porn and shock videos made New York religious. Simple: epicenter of trade, sexual aura, those two.
It is always life and death when pointing out a positive attribute of a foreign civilization and the woman says, "What about us?"
Wouldn't it make sense upon a visit to Seoul to sail to Manila then Kuala Lumpur? Why is some pavement crappy? etc. Educational dissonance every day.
On contributing and being a contributor. I think this is a humbling topic. Music is strange and technology of instruments complicates it, vanity part.
Abt "safety". I think this has changed since Wagner's time. This is a weird one. This can be a critical mass sort of deal. The jazz guys were killers.
Something I think people are frustrated with is artist development. Independent of that, instinct-destroying stimuli is sort of a funny subject. lol.
Here is the thing--when people ditch the instinctive for anti-Black. I just don't have time for it. Thoughts are contagious and I need to improve.
On sources of inspiration. I think this is Wagner territory (e.g. the instinctive). Jonestown is named after places I traveled. Also, a yelling woman.
When it comes to a woman, I like both the sexy side and the cerebral side.
I find that when Euromen come to New York, they sort of consort with one another in some sort of gay way. In that sense, Berlin was more open-minded.
I wonder which pct of respondents polled said that Swedish Fish is the #1 creation from Sweden of all-time, followed by Ikea.
Because I am into stocks and gay things like that, when I look upon you favorably, it is a 10yr outlook.
There is something undiscussed about a world of image and mirrors. Your most bitter enemy can become your most honest friend.
To any superstar families from Europe feeling displaced and hoping to find a nice, warm home in New York---please talk to my mother.
Here's one thing. If the world goes against New York in sports, then it is theoretically more pro-music. If pitching sports as strength, #1 is racism.
I want to start a New York Foreign Legion to compete with the French Foreign Legion for the 2nd best Legion.
Honestly, I think kickball is more fun than fútbol, or anything else, for that matter.
I am concerned fútbol is too charity-like, after Messi and C. Ronaldo.
I'd be interested in whether fans would be more interested if I set up a stage and PA somewhere myself or if the band went through a venue.
Does anyone not think rock and rock fans now stand for the imbecile authority figure? Haha, how cataclysmic.
When I was in Amsterdam, The Netherlands, I came up with a startup idea called AxCoach. I thought it was a good wingman for many, guitar instruction.
Forget the Forgotten War, I'm the Forgotten Lover.
There should be a channel dedicated to health class. It would feature insanely hot women, probably from Czech Republic or something.
Disclaimer: Any criticism the band makes of any country, city or state has no effect on the high status of the women involved.
In Europe, I was somewhat entertained by men who would point out dissection pts to be discussed. This is bc somewhere nearby, the girls always laugh.
I think brainwashing by MTV was a bigger deal than I even originally thought during the MTV era. Did you try turning it off and on again?
What if elitism is too cannibalistic. In Germany I found resentment in those strong over the weak type arguments, and tried to defend myself.
Why don't you have more friends? Can you please give some specific examples of betrayal? Are you calling me an inferior person?
Love: Why want something someone got thru you?
About the trade. I think this is simpler than it seems--who gives back, who doesn't, etc.
Polling all deserters: when dying on the battlefield, I want to know what the optimum time interval is for wiggling backwards.
On "playing it soft". I don't mind the semantics. I think it has been meant to target feminine modesty. Rather, any use seems to mean "status" today.
I am intrigued by proclivity for the "slowplay". I am not sure but I think the recent poker surge made this a popular bet. One of those catch phrases.
I miss songs where the year is in the name of the song.
When I die, I would like to say, "So many sick lines."
Auto specs are more confusing than computer science.
Stay tuned for my next discourse, "Music For People in a Hurry".
I like my science to have some Alice in Wonderland sprinkled on it.
Don't smush your quarter on my underground railroad.
I am intrigued by when something rather important is a big deal in the United States because its citizens do not even understand their own country.
Wow! This guy has discovered the microchip.
Apparently, "entendre" is "to hear" in French.
Your sarcasm is that telling me what to do is some form of funny or ironic because you don't need to tell me what to do, and for that, I thank you.
If there's something I can do, then.. make up a catch phrase.
B****, my language is spaghetti, and tomato sauce means I'm Italian, so get it right or pay the price.
Everybody is welcome at Andrew's! Just bring a bra.
What is the opposite of a keystone? I find mischief in finding these parts. I like to imagine a huge estate, and some corny political "charm".
Here's the thing about nerd school sports.. just yesterday I was a virgin nerd who likes math (but lol, OK!), and now, something about wisdom and such
I admit I was alienated by athletics in the Ivy League. It felt like having your cake and eating it too, leading the buy-in and the sell-out.
I think envy at the youth level is something pretty unregulated. See, it is impossible for a child to understand it, let alone, the moving parts.
I like the kids slant--"where everyone is a superstar". See, this isn't that simple. The reason is, even a child can generate envy. Also, no sexism.
I think working out could be more democratic. What I mean is, more communication. It could even go to the boxing level.
Parking in New York is a total pain. Also, the rules are dumb. If you remove it in the city, I bet small pain increase. That is why I like bike paths.
I think there is sort of a "Fútbol is on" culture all over the world. I think this should expand so it is on 24/7 via internet. Field, ball types etc.
I wonder if Alessandra Ambrosio would like to start a fútbol startup with me, a startup about fútbol.
In some ways, sex may be impossible to judge--circumstance, situational, etc.
The funniest form of procrastination is toughness procrastination.
On Niccolò Machiavelli. I think business can be incredibly vicious. At the same time, replete with "How can you do this to me?"
I wish planes would drop magical confetti rather than biblical particles. Or shooting stars or something.
About fútbol. I don't mind the sitting and beer. I get that it's nicer, but don't come begging New York for status. You are supposed to be anti-jew.
I wonder how many fútbol stars from Champions League start for Norwegian Eliteserien. This could be the biggest prank from London of all-time.
You can see me tomorrow on Champions League Fútbol, I'll be the one not getting the ball.
I'm not sure who jocks my style more, the Americans, the Europeans, or the East Asians.
The whole idea of rock being too subversive to be called concrete USA--I think it ended at Ænima and that is why it is more "player" than it sounded.
I find this duality entertaining: How can you criticize me, we are supposed to be open-minded! / How can you say that, we are of the same people!
For a while the feminine profile has been imposing (fortified?). I fault the nightclubs, I think it is a spectrum. This is a concept easy to theorize.
I would like Ancestry.com to say I am descended from Vercingetorix, and also, that I am Barely a Jew.
Don't run "lean", go "fat", nothing wrong with "that".
I am intrigued by the intellectual elitism of the United States. Namely, that it is not elitist to not pay attention. This is a white dwarf.
I wonder what the New York elite would say about startups here being like playing darts. The pinching motion, and whimsical carelessness about aim.
In my opinion, the life and death of social niceties should be done more in film. I think this is French territory, dealing with appearances, etc.
The whole Terra Firma stuff, like, as in, music meaning acquisitions, or being associated with M&A. Instead, you should go with Van Gas.
I am a bit surprised at the moment there aren't any attempts at a follow-up to Marilyn Manson in the spirit of the times, i.e. my sex is your drug.
I like to imagine the owners and managers of really gay nightclubs sitting on the toilet to pee.
When will Wall Street Journal take my bribe to discuss my IPO with special sparkly electricityesque glitter nano ink on the word "Wagnyr"?
What is taken, what is received thru "Christian love", what is resented--I think White America has a tough generational argument to make, and quickly.
I am still waiting for Moneypenny to deliver the thumbprinted submit button.
I feel like wanting to become filthy rich and crying about a girl sort of go together.
In my personal opinion, New York right now should be taking as many arguments from Rest of USA about what it is to be American as possible, short-term
I am still proud of my previous poasts on the hilarity of American defense spending.
There is something unbearably mystical about the two "game" concepts: "still a chance" and "chips won". The fact that this can be muddled is bizarre.
When a woman says, "I'm a star too", I always agree.
I think intellectual hangups are funny. It is like that high school thing, like a weird form of envy not related to popularity--good one, idiot.
I gotta go with calling someone else schizo being the funniest symptom of all-time (schizophrenia). It is like the ultimate feedback loop.
I think a lot of attractive women are apprehensive about setting up shop and the people involved. I make a joke about you not being bored so easily.
I am happy with the star sound influenced by my time in Berlin, Germany. At least, in terms of "what I was going for", lol.
I am so amused on the effect of porn. Attn span and "game", and then the logical circumlocutions involving the money and "status", and, Charlie Sheen.
Dude.. only old people need Viagra. Or maybe you were born a gay man.
Everyone knows porn consumption is the perfect remedy for premature ejaculation.. I salute the porn history as well as Pfizer.
I think American virginity is much funnier than people think. It is easier to be better than and that is why it is so funny--the joys of anti-sexed.
To anyone whose products I use: I probably use it because it doesn't work.
In addition to retail price and sales price, there should be, unit manufacture cost.
My favorite funniest phrase from the United States is, "It's not like you were gonna get any."
Excuse me, I will have the.. Filet Mignon, that you are presently, um.. serving, and also, please do include the Grey Poupon, that is, if you have it.
The funniest place to observe "narcissism" may be a restaurant. There is something elevated, from pre- to post-order, and also, sort of industrial.
If people think the chaos you cause is funny, that is funny permission-wise, but if they do not think it is funny anymore, that is still a funny.
I want to know whether or not it is possible to manufacture controversy artificially in the United States, and, proof.
Here is a good line: "I am a perfectionist."
In a morbid way, I am intrigued by the spirit of the addict. In particular, he is able to artificially inflate it, and I stare at these vacillations.
The food industry is all about backlog management.
Someone needs to make a font that is really good at picking up girls called the "Type Type Font"
One day, I will earn my title as "Decently Strong" in the former Soviet Union.
On the heart of the Swiss woman. The Swiss "alpha man" I think is maybe even too complex to verbalize. Also, an impossible conundrum.
Eventually, I may only use the Weakness dialect, where anything you say must be preceded by the words "Weakness number", then, the appropriate number.
I will happily pay any Italian restaurant as long as they make me honorary Italian.
I think the Atari Jaguar was a bigger deal than it was. The reason is simple: it boasted 64 bits of horsepower. Well, call me Helen of Troy.
The "tech" slant on consoles is burdening my mind. It is Hannibal the Cannibal. Dr. Lecter! Where can I find the video game celebrity.
Here is the thing about valuation. Whatever it is worth, that is like a joke about altruism. I think this is intuitive to mostly Americans.
I would argue there is some logjam w/ the consulting status quo. This is bc there are too many people whose "net worths" would "start up" at USD$1bn.
About the funding convo. I think there is some reductio ad absurdum. It's the countdown to corruption assumption. This is very sexed territory, IMHO.
I am contemplating the merit of "How much time do you have?" as a pickup line these days. I think it is equally a good short and long "play".
Do I make you nervous?? How tall are you, private? Do you suck dicks?? Are you a peter puffer?!
I wonder if people are going to start faulting the venture capital firms for the bugs they installed to make it impossible to go halfsies.
There is something arrogantly funny when dudes freak out about old news.
Maybe leaked passwords to Ashley Madison sucks, but on the bright side, the fact that leaked passwords is a catch phrase makes me feel optimistic.
I am not sure the United States national debt has not been some sort of prank. It requires lucidity (the generational mortgage bit), but is funny too.
One of the most obscured, elitist convo topics in my opinion is the sense children have of "evil", and the way this sense in adults is muddled.
I am interested in brands selling a killer instinct, then ditching the forward toughness stuff for weird anti-Black things, and also, other stuff too.
Agree or disagree: If outsiders want to shred a business in the United States, they will.
I am actually kind of disappointed by the lack of French stardom about F-ing other girls from other countries.
There are many forms of "But you said you love her" followed by weird baby noises.
I know media and entertainment love fear so there must be some way we can shake hands.
I am concerned with the romantic implications of the area from which past love resides.
I can't decide which Italian air hand gesture is my fav.
I wonder if the wind while driving can wipe a kiss away.
If it's the laptop over the date or business-related meeting, I go with Logic (or if on my Samsung, some quality 3d gaming).
There is something ironic about multinational things.
Eventually, I will stop reading for subtext. (I hope.)
I am surprised the concept of the maps API hasn't been a bigger conversation with the tech stuff.
There is something funny about the way people look and the way they sound when they talk.. they often demand logic but it is a catch-22.
Here is my strategy: a girl goes for a slap, I evade backward. If she follows with another, then I have a high risk of being KO'ed by aggressive slap.
I gotta go with the game show host as the most rigid role on TV. On another note, there is a show called "Deal or No Deal".
Quality is quality, and that's the bottom line cause Andrew Cold said so.
I want to know which spices came from India.
I gotta say the goalkeeper fist (i.e. the ball punch) is like the most incongruent move in sports history. What do you think?
Hey wanna go grab a drink tonight and cheers to being an a$$hole?
Hey, there are a lot of pretty girls in Berlin. It is just so artsy and creative, and I am always a fan of this sort of spirit of contrast.
When is Scarcity of the Portions coming out.
Insecure Actresses is happy to announce plans to give band insiders all-expenses paid trips to Amsterdam.
No one ever talks about the sixth sense: "Love"
When someone says, "Go to hell.", I say, "Stop projecting."
Have textbooks yet included the Carterian chant.
Have you ever done any research on the secluded shed business?
I bet School of Rock could have turned into a self-sustaining movie studio by making basses that look like cellos.
God salute the #1 most courageous Casanovas of any local area.
Help, I'm looking for 2 people in particular, the leader of the non-Black ridicule, and the leader of the girlymen.
I am still waiting for the sequel to Dude, Where's My Car?.. Dude, What's Your Problem?.
Auto-response: That was really English, I prefer a Norwegian way of talking.
How much does it cost to upgrade from a ketchup burger to a tabasco burger?
I wonder what happened to Jude Destin, the guy who ran comedy at the Village Lantern.
Congrats, you got the best of me, but go get the best of me somewhere else, like Auschwitz.
I gotta go with the unnamed "left or right?" runningback move in football as the most underrated move in sport. Why? Very minimalist.
I wonder how easy it would be for Android/iOS to have had the crossfader A/B thing where songs switch, blend or morph, w/ adjustable pitch and things.
What if Tesla changed its name to Kamikaze? Free kamikazes?
I'm not sure if the handmade thing is a prank from the Italian intelligentsia. I mean, I understand if it is some fine item or craft but, serious lol.
Hey Insecure Actresses fans! Who wants to be a part of the street team for the upcoming record, Anti-Andrew?
Any of the strong women at the hospital when I got back from Germany in September having mental health issues? Hope you are doing OK.
Am now contemplating whether consumption in the United States is modern or ancient.
Yes, I am indeed the 1% who has worked hard enough to block the other 99%! In actuality, that might actually be way into the negatives here.
I am trying to decide whether or not to leave the exotic rhythmic sex zone and venture into the virtuosity of serenely existential anti-sex.
Idk how many times I have said, "That's not going to score pts w/ the ladies, but if that's a problem, then we are friends for life!"
Next time the DDoS clowns try to shut down the internet, they should know, iax's beef is only with enslaving "the industry".
I gotta say I think anything about the togetherness of male groups is a punchy pickup line these days, force multipliers welcome.
During the "output yrs", Warhol's circles were big, but I enjoy combing the retrospective for edgy status strategies.
I enjoy the incompatibility of prizefighting stances and rock star moves.
I wonder if the unconscious mind can pass on happy moments.
Allow me my 2 cents on music. The instinct to kill and the importance of musical instruments. I think this is trivialized today but humored by rap.
When I call something someone says extremely gay, I am merely trying to preserve status efficiency, that is, that scaring away the girls is not "up".
About the Loch Ness Monster again. Does the technology not exist to detect it? Fine, it is evasive but we need scuba gear nevertheless.
Is the Loch Ness Monster real? From a tunnel underneath Loch Ness I shall build one using roller hinges. Am I being serious? Philosophically, perhaps.
What's another word for photographer?.. I need a photographer.
I like to occasionally picture Black women pushing random surfaces to emulate the image of someone in China remotely detonating something massive.
I wonder what the fútbol fans were saying when the Library of Alexandria went down.
The phone should be able to detect which finger I am using.
Heard about the Shredbleed bug? All you have to do is put "Insecure Actresses Is FUN" in your app and the frames per second and refresh rate are safe.
Forbes asked me how I maintain such strong work ethic. I replied, "I want to it to be funny when someone calls the cops saying I have schizophrenia."
I think women are actually pretty forgiving of losers in war. (haha)
I was kicking a fútbol down the street when I realized something. Organized sports don't necessarily foster the "play instinct". That is "coaching".
Anyone remember Stone Temple Pilots opening at Jones Beach w/ "Piece of Pie" in '99?
The OS user system is flawed--the computer game or good program is more important than the family member.
I find your lack of Hawthorne Heights references disturbing.
There is only one "progress bar": how much progress I have made at the bar.
I am still waiting for the time when the randomly generated captcha says "Haha".
I hereby advocate Wingdings as the new password font.
Since the Specie Circular, the number one form of speculation has likely been something more difficult to describe.
I wonder if people will ever have a sense of humor about what the iTunes store became.
I think a good name for a PR firm would be "Girls Go Wild". It would be a throwback to "Girls Gone Wild". Equal Opportunity Employment.
I wonder if Yelena Isinbayeva is related to Ivan Drago.
I want to ask a Swede, "Hey, what do you think of my package?" I want to have enough courage to start my own packaging firm.
I don't know why typography isn't higher status.
Every man lives.. not every man is unfairly judged by a woman.
Is assumption of voyeurism not assumed enough as odd? ..excuse moi.
I wonder if "I feel ugly" is a common thought.
Pity for a dime, I will die in the money world as judgmental against the Czech mind.
I haven't driven an auto since being back in the States but my #1 thing I wanted to know was the weather and if the wait time at the DMV has improved.
When I try to pick a girl up, I am merely being ironic about the instruction that I need to worry about my guitar and the beauty of someone special.
I postulate MTV is underrated as the cool channel. If you score a job at MTV..
I think there are 2 underrated qualities to commercials. Firstly, the 30-sec format may potentially be a funny rhythm. Second, constant jingle bells.
I think one of the most muddled humor topics is how nice it is to see someone. It is too confusing to dissect.
The Galaxy Note should have had a feature where if you touch the blank sleep screen with your thumb, it goes to the favorite note app of your choice.
Which is mightier, the cable or the hotspot?
I am intrigued by the optimized cool algorithm in the United States. It is very non-confrontational, but it risks fearing it.
I think any good pickup manual should include serious secret-plan game. The group never closes, the giggles should mean something subtle. (doh.)
I gotta go with exercise as the #1 shortcut into Hollywood. Why? It's a double entendre.. it's better than drugs. (theoretically speaking.)
Some define hard work as working 80-hours a week. I say the truest definition may be verbally digging into someone's weird logic.
I would like to start a Xanga page outlining revisiting my heritage.
I gotta go with Entourage as the toughest gig in show biz yet. Why? Cause by definition a lot depends on what happens off set.
The enterprising mind will often seek endorsements. My response is: I endorse anyone who loves AxFuze.
I don't care about arguments, as long as the girls think I'm cool.
I wouldn't be surprised if jeans fabrics became more advanced.
It's not how you use it, it's how you build it.
Someone needs to do a check on the auto parts made in China, whether they implode, not explode.
I like to have ideas, but sometimes people call it jewish. I say, hey why don't you go ahead and create or build it? They say, no, that's you.
I imagine a world where the home button takes me home.
I gotta go with the 1/8" (3.5mm) Wi-Fi capsule audio plug (no cable) with the advanced interface and advanced options and advanced tech and technology
One guy asked, "Hey, are you trying to F- my sister?" I said, "Yes, that's French."
Shoot, I need to devise a controversy for tomorrow.
Everyone knows the porn star likes Insecure Actresses more than you!
The addict has a funny way of stealing lines.
I wonder if packaging and tape things reduce sales.
One interpretation of my music could be that I haven't assimilated the identity of a Southern European woman.
On the real, when it comes to anything Brazil creates, I'd give it to Alessandra.
I think a good pickup line is, "I'm so weird and ugly, and you're so hot and popular."
The economics of the food industry interest me. I think there is a sweet spot. Catering to made men creates a bland menu and dispensable momentum.
Cooking shows are cool. It doesn't make you choke on your food. I wonder what "tech" could do in terms of ingredients via post. Seems like a bonanza.
There is something haunting about the old footage of old US presidents, that there is something elevated. I wonder if they were on drugs.
In my honest opinion, there is something ironic about the philosophy of "marrying up".
I don't know how I feel about appointments, showing up feels like charity.
On the "fear" thing. I am intrigued by the danger zone the news and television is able to jolt daily, and also, the odd effect of false niceness.
The touch screen action should be the most advanced thing ever.
I am not a "player" per say, I just consider Europe to be a highly romantic patchwork of countries, with Paris as the capital.
One of the coolest things in computer technology to date has to be the dark web as something "elitist".
I love double images. I also like double images as schizophrenia. Why? Something about multiple personalities. Why? I don't know, I just do.
You know what's funny? The effect torrenting had on the human mind. None of this was so crazy, and then weird gov't things, then, RIAA, NSA, etc.
I wonder if there is a higher rate of stutter or Tourette's.
Sometimes, I think computers were made for really really beginners, or really really advanced, and to be good at computers is something else.
The stronger the man, the stronger the mother.
I wonder if it is French to rub ice cream on your butt.
What if the virus software is a virus? I am invincible.
When a woman says "You bought it.", I'm going to interpret it as constructive criticism about Steam.
Sometimes, I feel like half of Americans illegally immigrated to the United States because of Friends.
Beer isn't quite the same after visiting Belgium.
In order to promote Swiss neutrality, Logitech's next mouse should be the one that controls trackpad settings.
The Da Vinci Code should have had an ending at least including the fine IT folks at the Louvre.
I wonder what would happen if the guitar salesman and the diamond saleswoman switched places.
The guitar shop is such an insider's haven.. not. I am surprised how clueless they are today. Maybe the witticism is: "Be like mic"..?!?
In terms of the United States today, I gotta go with the war psychology. Why? Cause they like China.
I have often been accused of arrogance, i.e. "He thinks he's better than everybody." No, actually, I only think I am better than ppl I am cooler than.
Historically speaking, the 2 closest allies to the United States could be France and S. Korea, but this is hard work.
No one knows: I had a 2nd AOL SN DaYaMma that existed to check the away msgs of people who I suspected "blocked" me.
I like the sound of "First Take".. this is what I said until the man interfered with Skip Baseless and Stephen Naismith.
I am entertained by the semantics of the word "to do". One is like, "don't do that". Another a slang term. Finally, "TO-DOs", referring to laziness.
Society has been reporting that I am a complete waste of human biomass.
I wonder if Nike makes "special" fútbol shorts.
The whole theory on bile types is too complicated.
Sometimes, people are so obsessed with intelligence. It depends if you are defending string theory, and also, what is intelligence? And how to define.
You should do a GET request, my pickup artist handle is "password-man".
I am far too elitist to be concerned with anti-Africa.
Hey, everyone look at me! I am Andrew the Koala.
It is my understanding the boardroom greatly relies upon spur-of-the-moment wit. I'd say, "That's true", but I am witless.
There is certainly nothing wrong with racial defensiveness; to whom it may concern, I call upon your history and this odd blip on the radar.
I believe, O wise master, the ergonomic keyboard should have evolved into the spherical keyboard, and been called either Helios or Ptolemy.
I long to know whether The Ancients theorize about a touch screen, plastic separated keyboard, alphabet-agnostic, made by Samsung.
If I played professional fútbol, my jersey would advertise wireless headphone cables, and also, racing car ads.
I am uncertain whether or not alcohol means to be more cryptic.
How's this for a pickup line: "Do you think 'What about Kennedy?' is a good pickup line?"
At first, I wanted to be an all-American lacrosse star. Then, a White Division I quarterback. Then, an open-minded shooter. Then, a fast fútbol star.
When a man contemplates the point of no return regarding corruption, what if he conclusively decides his life improves for the better as a whole?
Whatever the next war is, there should be more transparency about the money.
Are you a member of the Knight's Horseless Carriage?
The 0s and 1s speak to me, they say: how much is to be blamed on jews?
Any progress on the DIY Hubble Space Telescope?
I deserve to have a sexy teacher as a girlfriend for using the word Orwellian.
I cannot find my phone, and also, might I add, the user interface to alter the settings is in itself another confusing user interface.
Power play: religion-time! He churches, he criticizes! Starting to feel this rigid quality is very demonic. Maybe dealmaking is a ruse.
I am interested in French mischief. They say arousing pity is a seductive trait. Well, here is my baguette.
I wonder if R. Kelly was the precursor to 2 Girls and 1 Cup.
Someone asked me about my work schedule. I replied, "If I am tired, I sleep."
About destroying the youth. Sorry, can't talk.
The humor of the restaurant is: "they don't give you enough."
If something goes wrong, it's someone else's fault.
They say Da Vinci was given the freedom as Verrocchio's apprentice to investigate the anatomy of a bird. I wonder what was so fascinating about it.
To prove that you are next Christopher Columbus, you must set sail from your Genoa and seductively solicit funding from King Federal and Queen Israel.
To sleep at home may be like revealing the final spade for a "player". As for its specious appearance, maybe more do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I am intrigued by the modern complication of the undebatable choice to talk or not talk to someone, and how it relates to "resilience vs. rejection".
I like when the average jo-schmo seems obsessed w/ imposing onto "youth". Like, you aren't even good at anything, but that's what drives this dynamic.
The world must be more vigilant about any form of olfactory terror.
When things go wrong, I am not opposed to deflecting the attention on this awful moment to the one who took the credit.
I am amused thinking about the contrast between cavernous structures and recorded sound.
Three underrated USA elements when combined: ability to think/have an opinion (Greek), ability to artificially manufacture care, and religiosity
I think there was some meta-humor to HIMYM. At the time, New York was obsessed w/ having a TV show friends circle. It was really awkward, though.
There should be a video game that simulates surveying the world's real estate and acquiring land via connections and friends.
I think it would be interesting if tactical firms started popping up to protect the quality of a brand, product, or process (obviously dangerous).
I'd say the pimpest startup idea right now could be the text, video and sound algorithm that scans and flags any instance of a woman's age.
I'm starting to think the phrase "It's all about who you know" is some sort of joke about buying weed in New York City without being arrested.
I wonder if the funniest outcome of the pickup artist will be the semantic diff between pickup and dating, or the contrast of amazing dating posture.
Ah, in loving memory of the calculated rejection.
Please stay tuned for the new laptop, the Stage Pro/Air. It masters, it mixes, it does your dishes.
Rubbol gong take 3.... whoosh http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-rubbol~c-17.07.30.jpg
Rubbol gong take 2.... whoosh http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-rubbol~b-17.07.30.jpg
The whole stalking and tech thing in Stockholm seems a bit brutal in retrospect but I think they are good at not dumping their issues on anyone.
I cannot stand the sound of hearing my voice talk. This refers to both during and playback. It's cause of guitar, when I record I have to hear it.
The most magical event in video games up to now might have been the rare item dropped in Diablo II. I think this has been botched on console FPSs.
Do you think the Westboro Baptist Church could have made a lot of PR money by changing "GOD HATES FAGS" to "GOD HATES EUROFAGS"?
Football Gongs.. ball popped today http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-rubbol-17.07.29.jpg
I need to find a co-founder for my new concept, Zero Gravity Sportz. We shall obstruct all space commerce with vertical integration.
I am intrigued by the Drop the BS feeling of the Dutch language. I am going to start building rechargable bikes.
Could you call it modern art to go from insanely cool to extremely gay in a very short period of time and call it "social art"?
I like every girl from [xyz] (Examine Your Zipper).
If the holocaust card and victim card had cool internet slang acronyms, they would be HC + VC.
I don't like men who play the victim card.
What is worse, pedophilia or children eating shit? I say, the latter has to do with quantity.
I remember when being internet-oriented was way shameful, like, a reason to be bullied. Now, it is like some combination of pickup and pedobear.
I would like to see the Matrix scene of Neo fighting the suits with the pole made into whole movies. It was way heavy and there's too much blah-blah.
What if Dream Theater created the recent startup trend of Do you get it? Like, user interfaces that are confusing being cool and some sort of stealth.
Wagnyr shares for sale! Every woman may own 100% equity, every man, none.
I will say this: the Marilyn Monroe thing sold NYC big time, at least I think, the dynamic of being much different. That is not anti-USA, that is pro.
Like, the Small Town USA guy arrives with some sort of weird ideas about New York and sees a much different type of woman. Red alert! I am superman.
I am amused by how anti-sex NYC is. It's like, if you want to do it, you will be defeated by the Westboro Baptist Church in the name of something.
If Meshuggah doesn't go back to Nevborn or a custom build master from Sweden, I may potentially claim enough status to live in the Sweden countryside.
Twitter pic throwback! http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-amsterdampic-14.05.18.jpg
What do you think of teenagers giving presentations for tech creations? I think it is morale-boosting but like a hollow promise.. call every mo. or 2.
I feel like dating in Deutschland might be a little bit simpler. Just get rly into German audio engineering. I admit this surprised me.
I feel like jokemaking is so complicated these days. It is a lot of, like, anticipation humor about anticipation humor, etc.
I am really proud of my Facebook strategy of asking a pretty girl every weekend, "Can I take a picture with you?" and posting immediately. Minimalist.
I know the country code for Norway is "NO", so why don't we make it about "Just say NO to drugs"
I am intrigued by what online porn did to the ballbusting game and the center of gravity in the spectrum of when teasing is flirty to kill-inducing.
I can't imagine a bigger game changer than a public flight data API off the top of my head. People will imagine all sorts of ways to mash flying up.
One of the weirdest things I saw in Europe was women from the US injecting racial chaos into sex "games". It was like, some sort of throwback I think.
Haven't been there in a while but my guess is the playerest move in the EU right now is to denounce open-mindedness, i.e. branding not buzzkill lines.
I am really interested in slave projections onto Black history in the United States. I think it is like some reduced sort of cosmic, pre-ancient joke.
About finding the right mentor. I think the area you choose matters. The whole father-figure thing is muddled, I think.
Would you agree the interplay between music and work is muddled? Work is anti-seductive, music is sort of "ultimate", so work drives an engine.
Isn't food like this altruistic thing? That's why I think it's an underrated dimension of the tightwad. The man who cooks and "love in his life", etc.
What would you think of a jumprope startup called "German Jumpropes"?
I wonder if the most stylish tag is being called investment banking material by Americans.
95% of female respondents polled said that the word "elite" is a synonym for completely homosexual.
I am still frustrated I didn't hear any Hungarian Minor tonality when I saw some live gypsy music while first getting into it in Budapest. Nice sound.
I think it would be cool if there were movies that were way less scripted. I think there is something sort of institutional about delivering the line.
Connections are wayy overrated. I prefer direct.
Agree or disagree: the TV people really lost a golden opportunity by not showing tons of awesome coverage of hot girls outplaying men at poker.
Why are you trying to prevent me from proving I am #3 behind Messi and C. Ronaldo? Once the league uses my football.
I wish there were more industrial-grade protections on headphones. It is a huge bummer when they go down (and let's hear it for the East German team!)
Sum w/e you say sum. if I wasn't, then why would I say sum.
I wonder what could be the next MK in terms of controversy. Manhunt was pretty undeveloped afterward. I also like stealth, sleight of hand and combos.
Fancy ! http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-praetorian-17.07.28.jpg
When ppl talk abt "heavy metal", I hope they are not talking about radioactive Plutonium.
Ppl need to cool it with the "one day you'll get it" stuff. How much are ppl not getting!?
I say, Johnny Drama is a much more interesting character than ppl think. He is always lying yet people today seem to not get the humor of this.
When someone asks me, "Are you pro- or anti- something," I reply, "Neither. I just am."
WebDiscover is an interesting name for an app. Things started out as Explorer, then Safari, and then, Discover. I wonder what it is "discovering".
I gotta say, celebrities who reside in Long Island is funny to me. The reason is, the area is so pro-Italian (and) there are so many generic Italians.
I do not know how Chromium got onto my computer. Either Vuze, FireFox, or with Windows 10. I did, however, start Googling the term "Harley-Davidson".
One of the most underrated scams is a guy telling you you're going to "get laid". I think this is unisex but I'm not quite sure.
If business and economies are efficient, it is certainly ideal, but if business is totally chaotic and every nut and bolt is loose, more fun or not?
I am interested in who would make a better Fortune 500 CEO, any of the variants, or some non-drug addicted teenager from some other part of the world.
By the by, I really think anonymity is an insane selling pt these days.. insane both contextually and also marketing-wise. Robots in disguise, lol.
I'm not sure Entourage isn't a voyeuristic Back to the Future type look, meaning, it didn't exist but it is like the gist of the future, possibly.
What if Hollywood wants us to be fat, and dentists want us to have cavities?
An idea. Take Costco pizza. Add thick layer of tomato sauce on top, good coat of parmesan. Grill until layer is a little bit warm. Olive oil, spices.
Every corporation should have a dummy CEO (heh heh).
Bogey on your 6, we have a friendly, I repeat, we have a friendly, and he is quite homosexual.
I am still divided on not being able to hook up your wi-fi router as a tactic by a woman.
Everyone knows being rich prevents one of the best pickup moves of all-time: a boy crying from needing a place to sleep
Isn't it funny when people are defensive about their jokes?
If you have the attitude that it's not that easy, then it's not that easy.
I was thinking about the term "our girls". Man that is a heavy one. It's like.. don't push it, you know? It is too exploitable.
Phones should be able to detect drug use. In terms of browsers, maybe that would be "evil".
The fact that downloading porn can give you viruses and slow down your computer went way too far.
Every man should own the pickup manual, "It's Not My Peni$, It's My Presence".
I am interested in the modern blockade and the muddling of free trade.. if you think about who cannot sell something, why, and who can, sort of funny.
I've been hearing rumors that the Scandinavians all have to change their names to Fjordskalen.
I feel like the modern sweet spot for classical is a sound that intentionally ridicules classical. i.e. really grandiose and movie-like.
I am a tough critic; every new Civilization game is "tabula rasa", there are no freebies.
News story title on ABC 7 Eyewitness News: "TRANSGENDER MILITARY MEMBERS WILL SERVE UNTIL ORDERS ARE GIVEN"
I feel glad to be an anomalous loophole cause the city name New York comes from York, a place in England, and I don't really like that all that much.
You actually know nothing about me, it is Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
There should be a company called Brandiism.
I would like to welcome you to the 8th Andy Seaweed Show, where I present to you: the minor pentatonic scale.
I am lovely because I know women do not care for me.
There's nothing like getting skimped on gigabytes.
Who has the gayer laces? (In football speak, that is.)
Do you think RATM was the start of getting rly into music for political reasons? I am amused by experts who don't like music that much but are weird.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.. don't hurt me.. no porn..
I want to be able to tell a professional athlete, "Look, even a robot can do your job!"
I should never be wrongfully blamed for Black humor gone wrong. Sorry.
I am thinking of ridiculing sexual taunting and intimidation by sticking my a$$ in people's faces in very public venues.
Judgment for being derivative is underrated.
A satellite TV company called DirecTV decides to charge to watch any game on Sunday. As far as I know, they also had new eps of Friday Night Lights.
Thru the 90s, a channel called TBS played Braves baseball games. It felt more substantive than the WWF. I'm not sure this didn't allow cable to 10x.
I am interested in how Israel made White girls feel hot.
They should make a video game where you try to get the HDMI cable to work.
I don't like the idea that Pokemon took Tetris' both market share and mind share.
Someone should really invent food robotics so I can eat out at a restaurant I can afford.
When kids cheat in sports, nothing counts, the seasons don't count, obviously. When kids cheat in bed, Pfizer makes nice profits.
When I said "Wanna cyber?", I didn't know I'd get cyberbullied.
Do you not think schmoozing or small talk is one of the most intriguing concepts? Just the overall anarchy from the summation of feigned interest.
A thought: I think artist critique could be at an all-time low. Not substance-wise, just the steady, free flow of it.
Would a woman from Spain's cousins be mad if I hooked up with her?
I like how your average imbecile today thinks he can hack or nuke any ol' website. In this case, he should go download a punter or stick to viruses.
Hey you! Who are you? I don't have to do what you say. Ha!
How about the other side of transparency from technology? lol. "My great-grandfather locked my great-aunt in a cage in the basement for $100", etc.
If the United States is a joke about Christianity then I am satisfied.
I am writing a dissertation called "Reductio ad Prada: The Trials and Tribulations of Mass Efficiency (or, Production, too)"
Are you hot like Prada or sexy like Gucci?
You know what goes really well together? Youth bible camps and steroids.
I'd prefer a smoother cement, customized to my taste palette.
Have you heard they released the soundtrack to My Life? It's called From Boy To Man.
You know what the ironic thing about the New Jersey Nets becoming the New York/New Jersey Nets (I think) then the Brooklyn Nets? No nets everywhere.
I wonder if I can score a gig on Bleecker St. as an Insecure Actresses cover band.
I am tired of being called "the family jew".
I'm a big fan of cheating in sports and the end of life and death. I am a noble knight wielding the Excalibur, not a lowly violent street urchin.
They say if you're not ready, the woman of your dreams could be gone forever, but you could always steal my jokes instead.
Whatever happened to 3d printing? Maybe it was an effort by the RIAA to give them time to prepare the warning notices for machining files.
Any thoughts on Ray Finkle? My thoughts are, I know laces out are a big deal but he didn't have to make the transition into Einhorn.
There's nothing wrong with being a weird scraggler who finds purpose in being completely funny, or forming a mastermind group.
O, this crazy place we call World. So, what's up?
Sometimes, I think people are trying to block the world like barbarians in Civilization.
You asked me to be less anti-social. Well, my opinion is this. The world needs less shoutout patrol and more stank patrol.
When are people going to realize England isn't that good at football, or anything.
I have decided I want Anti-Andrew to be an album that caus'd a major ruckus.
Is it weird to be surprised mining companies don't have more PR campaigns about drum cymbals?
Mental Exercise: whenever you think of the word "deserter", imagine lots of men falling to the floor, and shining Andrew, fighting evil courageously.
I am thinking of setting up a colony on Andrewctica. Give me your tired, the tired who didn't make it in Germany.
I would like to see more n00bs cast as actors or actresses, maybe 1-shot deal then done.
Some women like to say, "No means no." Well, that's not what my social media says.
You don't know me, I merely possess the charm and wit to make you think you are socially skilled.
You know, when I tell you a startup idea you think would work and realize I'd never get $$ (for w/e reason), hopefully the same wouldn't feel so bad.
Conspiracy: my Taylor I bought with debit from Mandolin Brothers in Staten Island circa 2011 could detect when my chords were ill.
Why do people think it isn't crazier Curt Schilling (baseball player) tried to make the next World of Warcraft??
I am Brazilian first-team guitar squad. So what? Go away.
I hope you enjoyed the subliminal div selection that got you to listen to my band today in iTunes. heh, heh, heh.
Little boy in silver screen dreams of Swedish NY quotations
Have you heard of SmarterChild's modern counterpart, DumberGirlfriend?
I would like to ask the sexperts what they think of public simulated sexting and if it bears resemblance to any statistical moments in hookup history.
I would like to know if you think Shaq is the coolest person of all-time, and why not me.
Confession: Whenever Shea Stadium had the airplane race on the jumbotron, I was afraid one of the airplanes was made in China and would crash.
I wonder what female TV anchors and hosts have to say about keeping TV alive. Maybe 50% seem like they are inside with what's going on, and even then.
How can I apply to become the guy at the TV station who dimes the image clarity for the right price and makes it all corroded for people I don't like?
I want to be the victim that makes attractive women say, "Look, that's what would happen to me if I were so friendly."
Wombo Combo needs to seriously be more of a human focus.
I am intrigued by FIFA not respecting enough the "crappier" footballs like the movie industry did with bootlegs like DVDs on Canal St.
Do you have any contacts at Top Glove? I want to figure out how to make my own condoms.
Here's a good one, Mario or Tetris? Some say Mario, some say Tetris. My guess is it would go 50/50.
One day, they will realize they shoulda made Tetris 1, 2.. 99, 100, etc. The game would be different but the versus mode variables would be preserved.
If I were Megan Fox or Ali Larter's boyfriend, would people come to my sports camps?
I'm sick of people jocking my style and taking up my personal space. Any advice?
I would like to conduct a weekly networking session for musical self-starters. Mastermind, if you will.
Uh, abt being done with the next record by mid-2017. I made a left turn at Albuquerque.
I have a business concept. My idea for the world's largest, most dynamic vending machine system would burrow deep into the earth.
I keep trying to tell the guys to finally cooperate--I am not intimidated by competition, but I am always looking for collusion opportunities.
If things are either really simple or really French in America, call me French.
May Long Island's self-esteem be defined by my level of ridicule.
I wish the message of Juicy wasn't taken.
Call me crazy but I'd say the first free restaurant chain could defeat Al-Queda. Maybe Ikea.
Please stay tuned for the mobile app, where you can cop your favorite Insecure Actresses toanz using USB 10.8!
Slipknot should make a song called "Jealousy = Love".
I feel like the phone with a sensible file system will be like making joker's wild in poker.
Haha no offense but you can't ridicule ridicule.
I gotta say, the two most confusing words in the English language are sex and jew.
I'm intrigued by the 'being corny is cool' mechanism in Germany. I think this can go too far, that's why I feel cool there.
I remember being obsessed w/ gear. I don't think int'l football players get what they mean. It is like buying a €3000 signature guitar made of plastic
I was thinking about how guitar players can be pretty cantankerous about their "tone" or "tone", and their distance from those who don't play guitar.
Here's an opinion you don't care about: pro sports should have rly focused more on in-game add-ons (live apps) rather than "the" game and "texting".
I wonder which city has the best walk of fame after a win.
In an era where secular vs. cyclical is obfuscated and the fluctuations of Mr. Fashion require temperance, I say that fashion-neutral is #1 strategy.
Is Crazy Signs jokes about husbands cooking in the kitchen?
I want to build a web framework called Pavements.
Call me an arrogant New Yorker, but whoever thought up of going by areas (e.g. Chinatown / Lit Italy, Midtown East) in Craigslist is dumb.
I would like to start a South Korean speedboat business on the internet.
It is not dull to imagine the European guy who just learned Final Cut and just spent 12 hours with his hand over his mouth.
Have you heard the album 1985, when the Brown Sound became the Brown Note?
Let's throw pebbles at stuff, nothing fruity.
Andy Warhol said everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. Nowadays, everyone can present a "startup" to 100% of the world population via the internet.
I want to hear more lay reports from country-vs-country jealousy plotlines.
Try to stand on one leg and make the other look like a spider.
One day, I will become the richest man in America by claiming everyone is a racist and that I have the most sex.
Do you happen to know how I can get into the ball pit business?
"The world is neither round nor flat. It is formless."
Guitar World still hasn't given me a Betcha Can't Play This, so I'm going to create Betcha Can't Play That.
What if Will Smith has a feud with Alfonso Ribiero?
I would to organize public boxing matches against Jewish guys.
Were the Ancient Romans sarcastic?
KISS-style Insecure Actresses action figures? Lick it up?
What are chances of me becoming the #1 boxing champ?
It sucks to be out of the loopholes.
People need to start introducing themselves as "I am top player hater from [xyz]." more often.
Did You Know: If you break really hard during a bike ride, it feels like a sex change.
Sometimes, the kids get too ambitious in the jump from hoop to local park superstardom.
Do you think bicyclists would buy over-ear headphones with sonic air flow skills?
When the Indian crew rolls up into the club, it's not that surreptitious.
Are you aware of the three Rs? Oh, no? The three Rs are: Racism, Rejection, and the R Programming Language.
I wonder if I can pay Stephen A. to talk about my band.
It is creepy when the old guys talk about a few years like it is a few days.
I never signed up for the no sex agreement, and no one told me about the no-sex clause. I need Jay-Z
Theory: personality is a ponzi scheme--people suckle on those "above them" then demand identification using nefarious schemes, causing mayhem.
I am accusing the French of loosening regulation of "That's not how people talk."
Do you think the weirdness of the propagation of personality via film is underrated?
Are there any ladies out there willing to volunteer for some jealousy plotlines?
The framework of today is too burdensome for me. That includes, racism and also excessive and uncreative Nickelback jokes.
Now that I think about it, I think there is something to getting signed and leaving people in the dust. How can the world be so cold?
Do you know if the upside-down cheeseburger has been patented? It quenches my taste palette like a complex bouquet.
Been reminiscing on the "hey folks, John Madden here" skit from MadTV (university).
Before I travel, I should know better the criteria for disrespecting a man's culture there.
You know what? I think headphones may be one of the most followed items around.
You can never go wrong with calling a record a girl's name, it is better than calling it Joe Schmo.
I am skeptical of any male Statistics PhDs.
I have not yet decided if I want to be pro-music or a music pro.
I love it when someone is mostly "No, you are out!" when you display a certain quality, and then they obsess over how you lack that quality.
When I talk about the weakness of the Children of Bodom, I am talking about the actual weakness of the children of the place Bodom.
They say food tastes better than money. I say, only sometimes, sometimes there is some weird additives or it's funky.
Sometimes, I think I am being treated like a pretty woman.
One day, I will become a cesspool cleaner.
I would like to replace all of the above with, "In approximately 15 minutes, I will need to get up and use the toilet."
CornfordXT is actually quite solid-state, it slams the Keeley Blacktop which is transistor, then it is difficult to call it anything after the Alesis.
Of course I would like to have a big house, but then no friends.
Not so long ago, I was with a real-life woman.
I wonder what the scientists would say about the Dutch oven.
I would love to date a Montreal girl, but they are too similar in ancestry to my French girlfriends.
I just had a vision of an old woman saying, "Jesus will definitely accept me."
Don't you hate it when a guy takes the idea of not pointing something grotesque out as being completely racist a little bit too far?
At one point, America was a distant idea, but a mere.. whisper. Therefore, I am from the future.
Do you think it would work to counter LA Gear with NY Gear?
I will make any airline the official band airline if they are willing to rain down Insecure Actresses flyers like it is a helicopter.
I wonder what would happen if Champions League and FIFA became Europe-only and Africa and S. Korea started smashing them up.. only USA would lose lol
Someone should have thought of the pickup artist name "Kano".
I am thinking of ditching SSD for tube-drive.
Excuse me, I am busy doing drugs, cannot flirt.
Computers and phones need better side-by-side comparisons with aggregate review scores.
Feeling kinda down. Every tech meetup has rejected my submission, "Pure Signal HDMI Cabez".
I hope the Chinese do not create Human Human Revolutions.
Coupons are a scary idea, I have enough loyalty problems as it is.
Barney Stinson should have had a move in The Playbook called "The Sexual Wrist Snap".
A wise woman once said, "A man who is incapable of anything is set for life."
Liking The Ancient World doesn't make me a nerd.
So, I've gotten to the point where I want to know if the Mile High Club is a real thing.
Any day now, people will come around to my view that not coming to New York was the biggest mistake of any pro US athlete, cause it's a bigger market.
"The Bronze Sound" http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-bronzesound-17.07.22.jpg
Some people want to be street, I want to be via.
I can't decide which Alesis Midiverb setting is better, Small Bright Room 1 or Small Bright Room 2.
Theory: Betrayal is a funny construct when the dude has hot embarrassed sisters.
Krank Amps aren't that bad. Actually, they are better than the Axe-FX, if used properly.
I want to get in with the NSA to see who is laughing at my jokes.
Pillows are like false advertising, the head of a woman is more like a football.
"Cult of Personality" was a hell of a song.
I am so tired of having so few PornHub views.
Apple should have released Intel-iPhones, where you can run either iOS or Android. Why not have your cake and eat it too?
Hmm.. when will AMD release the AMD Pentium Fridge..
When I asked the professors at M.I.T. how to cool a CPU, they said to use HDMI and blow on it.
AirBnB should have been more direct about the masturbation aspect.
I don't smoke weed, I do solder and penny (just rub it).
Any word on one of the older guys ending a sentence with "Psst.. by the way.. girls talk!"?
I need to be careful about being rhythmically imaginative with my playing, otherwise people might start saying "You offended us about the Black part."
You better watch out, I have the secret codes to the recognition-to-work ratio.
Showers should have on/off toggle switches like the Fender Strat Elite, with two momentary switches, one for hot and one for cold.
Is there a bullet point in The Rules called The Reciprocal Of Offensive?
I should sell a shirt on Cafepress that says "We are the coolest family of the world."
Hear ye, hear ye, I propose a discussion of the Smirk of the Premeditated Joke
I am going to refurbish Galaxys with a simple switch for Airplane Mode and rename it: "Standby"
I wonder if anyone agrees making a simple recording with an acoustic guitar and singing voice is pretty basic compared to the Segway.
Would you bet on the guy who starts asking girls out via mailing address instead, rejection or not?
The well-educated woman gives the phrase "Why'd you have to go there?" new meaning.
I know there's this weird part of the brain that wants to get a sex change, but geez man, that's what Bangkok is for
I am thinking of starting a music camp. Do you know where I can get funding?
Over-ear headphones need to improve their Voice EQ.
I wonder when human beings began to use ice.
When a person is notoriously uncool, his or her sense of cool can in some cases be much cooler than the accurately assessed noncool. I am a scientist.
There is something funny about the idea of your best friend being on ecstasy.
Question: Do you know if there have been any studies on correlation between cheating in sports and homosexuality? Both coefficient and distribution.
I remember when a kid used to be able to go up to a stranger and ask, "Have you ever read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?"
I wonder what The Ancients would say about the disconnect of the present era of time elapsed between sexual criticism and weird butt porn.
I think they've always been a huge deal but I'm starting to think connections are a funny concept. What to say, what to do, what can I do you for
Do you remember or have you ever seen the Conan episode where he goes to Finland?
I am intrigued by why the human fist turns the surrender gesture into victory.
Morgan Freeman is a wannabe of James Earl Jones.
Someone needs to make "The Technical 007", a movie series all about the science & technology of being a double-o.
I am a soldier of Austria, and of Team Music!
By now, someone should have merged Jennifer's Body with Choose Your Own Adventure.
I prefer the term songmaker to songwriter because I find standard musical notation too slow to write in.
Some people want blood, but I offer unconditional love.
I want to become an action movie star, so you will wonder whether or not my toughness is acting.
It'd be cool if groceries had an online voting system. For me, I'd want limburger cheese and mustard.
I hope they start charging a lot for bread and olive oil, so I can monopolize it by asking people if they remember when it was free.
I'm on a Need You Now basis, and I'm telling you, I need "Need You Now".
There is humor that the most reliable item in the kitchen is the microwave. I mean, is there? Is that offensive?
I made a deal with the devil in Marseille--I agreed to become a 100% player-pimp.
It's not that I don't think you sound like Coltrane, it's just that I'm a spiritual individual.
There is a conspiracy Starbucks is trying to control amount of sex had by number of open 24/7.
When I play Call of Duty, sometimes I think WW2 never ended.
Hey, I left a package at your place that says "Acme".
I gotta say, White Mike from the Wayans Bros. had a lot of potential.
In Logic, the keyboard button "M" mutes a note in the MIDI sequencer. So, if you want to lay out a simple beat on 8ths or 16ths, it is a funny button.
I am interested in the ability to start businesses in Berlin. I still think it is the best place to do so, as long as you speak Deutsch.
Am still a bit surprised no one has yet used "Welcome to the Rock" as a soundbyte at a concert nor the music from the movie to pregame.
I don't like what the league did with RGIII.
I really like a strong woman, and her assessment of uncertainty.
I have a message to any woman out there: I challenge you to prove your intelligence!
Do you ever wonder if taxi drivers should have created their own Uber?
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
These days, I am more of a Slipnutz fan than Slipknot.
McDonald's should have an ingredients division.
I don't appreciate the reverse psychology in social media.
I wish bad movies had a way of detecting I am watching them.
Isn't a lackluster selection at Toys'R'Us ironic?
Who would be better to do a tour around the States to support local business, Petra Nemcova or? Veronika Varekova?
There is plenty of reason to not have a girlfriend. For one, to preserve moral integrity.
When someone asks, "Is your music proggy and math-heavy?", to that I say: "It is and it isn't."
When I read the story of Old Hickory, that's the reason I decided to need a place to sleep.
And the pedal of the month is: the one without a Metal Zone in it!
I'm not crazy.. you are.. heh heh heh.......
About crossing this chasm between instrumental bliss and looping. I think looping guitar is an artform (I am a technologist).
When I use the word "they" to describe the female race, it is a matter of sarcasm.
I am surprised by the lack of Brushfire Fairytales tangents.
If I ever become a ghostwriter, my pseudonym will be Hospital-man.
I like playing live but also think it can be a strange (scary) dimension. Firstly that people are having a good time, but also, dead spots.
Certain guys are amp guys. Here's the thing: in-person, you can adapt.. anti-dynamic compression, unpalm-mutey mid-gain, attack clip, shimmer vs. blah
Every supermarket and grocery should have a war zone number, how many years worth of food stockpiled.
Omg, Bitch Patrol. I'm the bitch, and you're hot like petrol.
How about this. Persuasion For Persuasion: How to learn a no into a yes.
I have an opinion. Boxing stats are too vague. Pct punches landed, # landed, scorecard, judges. They need a statustician like me.
Out of the ashes of Beavis and Butt-Head came King of the Hill. What are the betting odds on it being better than Simpsons and/or Family Guy later on?
Bad hair and makeup color.. is it a new thing? Omg, like fashion police, look out. w/e
Just because I have high humor potential, it does not mean that this is the reason I am unimposing.
Have you ever heard of the "Let's Go Mets!" personal fart challenge?
When a woman asks me if I'm being facetious, I'm always like "Bitch, please."
I propose that viruses and bugs on mobile phones should be called "STDs".
You need to buy my shirt on Cafepress. Just search, "Only Date Pro-SATA". OK?
On the public nuisance. You know, when they say "It's just a game..", if the person laughs, the other alternative is the person laughing later on.
Sometimes places just kick me out. It's like, why, cause I'm too cool?
I am interested in the price of anything vs. an Intel CPU. An SoJ, so to speak. Do you have any thoughts?
I am intrigued by insults using English. Is it an intimidating language to insult in for non-native speakers?
I am intrigued by laptop culture. Do you think the laptop segment could reach total armageddon if the nerds don't shape up?
I am perplexed by the "business as war" analogy. See.. for me, "business as seduction" makes more sense, when all the women love you, you always win.
Whenever a girl says "Do you love me? Really, do you?", I reply, "Define love. Ha! See, you can't even define it."
I always wanted to go on First Take and say, "I'm done here, Stephen A."
Do you know what "FUBAR" means? FUBAR up beyond all recognition.
About the two extremes where film is very voyeuristic and someone only likes "true reality". I think that it is quite complicated.
About ethnic slurs. For some, it is a matter of sexual protection. Others, it is about being stepped on. Me, I occasionally think it but never say it.
I am not an artist if I cannot express myself.
You know what is ironic about the fish meaning Jesus Saves? It means you needed to go somewhere far away.
I gotta go with leeches over shit. Leeches look like box-eating brain bugs (SCARY!) but droppings on or near food is a matter of who put it there.
I don't get these forum posts on music production, such as, "I like to do something, something and on occasion, something". Is something gay sex? yawn
Everyone knows it's not about IQ, it's about EQ (Emotional Quotient).
The concurrent influx of Muslim migrants and war in the Middle East.. American BS at its worst but the nuances are sort of funny when simply put, IMHO
I propose to the jokemaking commission a new type called "exoneration humor", where a well-acted line highlights 1% while exonerating the other 99%.
You know what is funny about 21st century "cooking sense"? Every restaurant sort of feels like, "I am about to get fired, but look at the menu".
I wonder what the Tower of Babel looked like, and which firm.
Hey, what's up with the funniness Nazis? They tell you to stop being funny cause you are not funny, then they make subpar jokes to become more funny!
I hate when weird American girls make sex noises. How about I put some mustard on your head, the German word for it is senf.
My vote for the can't miss pickup startup has to go to the next stove (no splashing or house on fire), oven (crisp, accurate) and dishwasher (100.0%).
I'm a big fan of male break point analysis. When something in the signal chain is hissing, you're OK.
I would like to see more books written by Black authors and women. This begs the question, which is worse, sexism or racism? Everyone is anti-Andrew.
I gotta go with Scandinavian language speaking (NL too) as prob the craziest country quality. The question is: do polyglots know the language of love?
I don't like how the Berlin Startup Group rejected my French learning app, True Escargot. Show some love next time, geez.
I was inspired by the art scene in Berlin, and as a result, inspired by The Baader Meinhof Complex, I am going to write The Jewish Soccer Halo Effect.
I hate when my football(s) get stuck underneath an auto. I am going to invent a descending conveyor belt system that formulaically ejects balls.
I heard Steve Urkel has a boyfriend named Erectus.
I have a fantasy of cops showing up at the door, but it turns out, they're women in disguise.
When I was criticized for my Magic: The Gathering skills and called a hack, it wasn't personal.. it was something above "it comes with the territory".
If they do not bring back Guitar Idol feat. Fernando Miyata, I am going to create Porn Idol, an air porn competition using any device (iOS/Android OK)
When will men finally admit they watch porn for the peni$!?!
I have something much better than the Mars rover Pathfinder: Nissan Pathfinder.
MILF means: Mom I'd like to F. That means, desirable in the Franco-Roman sense.
On the quote.. "The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir" from Full Metal Jacket. I don't like that this is the only Jung reference in pop culture.
I like it when a French girl says "focus".
Score! Isinbayeva just agreed to be my pole vaulting coach.
A good marketing campaign may be based around the slogan, "Still boo." Boo is changed to "win" far too often using eccentric techniques; jokemakings.
I have effectively replaced the QB-rating with the Clue-Bee-rating. Talk to the hand cuz the head ain't home, leave a msg at the t-o-n-e.
I am interested in the science of what makes men go "up" and what makes men go "down". In terms of gestures, I mean.
On the real--idk anyone at FIFA, but all I know is I should get an internship cause I had Sunil Gulati as my econ prof Freshman year at Columbia.
In retrospect, I am interested in the effects of MTV on current 20s and 30s. It jolted a lot of generational instinct but crippled too, in my opinion.
Does anyone think the yelling sports coach is a funny institution? It's like he is trying to keep all the kids from misbehaving morally or sexually.
My business plan is--my supermarket chain "Ace of Base" will start in Berlin. From there, not sure, probably all of Deutschland, then idk. You in?
Jurassic Park makes me wonder if dinosaurs ever existed.
Because there's a chance a girl after a harsh rejection says "I think I may like you", I think men should think this more often.
You know what's underrated? Neo doing karate moves in the first Matrix.
I love teaming up with a bro. I supply the cool, you supply the gay.
Excuse me, need help please. I need to source the basic raw material for my hip new business plan, "Al Tinnitus". I plan to sell it at every Costco.
Hello. I would like to write a book called The Lean Sleepover, based on blank check.
I bet if you wanted to you could "monopolize the food market". The first thing is import methods. Fast'n'fresh. Step 2, ditch the real, go old estate.
Glasses is the worst thing about humanity.
I really wouldn't mind if monitors had built-in HDMI cords with insane physical capabilities.
Do not try to use my phone; it has fingerprint detectors.
If your best friend is a girl, dying is probably even less cool.
In some ways, the most benevolent dictator is the fuller-bodied woman. She is democratic in her dictatorship. Please refer to Plato.
What if Cosmic Background Radiation causes birth defects?
I am a Greek tragedy, not a Roman one.. any individualistic quest I embark on results in humanistic failure.
I wish someone by now would have taken my idea for Air Pitch during the 7th inning stretch: best baseball pitching motion competition for kids.
I wonder if over there in places like Rio de Janeiro, they think every QB should be able to kick a nice football due to the nice view.
I wonder if bad OCR, crappy eBook reader apps and page turning, the insanity of Calibre and bad long tail logic were an idea from the bookstores.
Legionnaire is a fun word cause it sounds like it could also mean a woman legion. Get it?
I am intrigued by Italian protection in the United States. See, I want it but I look ugly. But I do think a lot of people claim it quite willfully.
Great Neck was a really weird experience for me. They convinced themselves they have so much status by being really Jewish.
I postulate gay jokes were an ultimate contrarian bet thru the beginnings of gay rights. My point is this: gay has always been funny. When has it not?
A gf or spouse is in a separate category so when a man talks about how pretty a woman is, it is sort of immaterial.
I am unhappy with the inability to produce good sine waves on my calculator phone.
Sometimes, a woman just needs to be told she is beautiful.
I wonder if a lot of innovation doesn't come from antagonism. What I mean is, something is so off it bothers you so much that you rly lock into it.
You know what would be a funny name for a song? "White Sex"
A violent opinion: the alternate universe created by the invention of USA and its police is a bit numbskulled. Very theft, anti-violence, too violent.
Just cause I like James Dean, doesn't mean I'm in any way "classic".
USA parents can complain something is too this or too that. The younger generation will be fine, it's them that is cause for "concern".
I'm tired of hearing from girls about the way they want to be ridiculed.
I gotta say.. Vuze Plus's $29.90 for streaming while DLing? What do you think?
Stop being judgmental about being judgmental about being judgmental.
About intelligence as a criteria for dating. I think the format requires infinity intellectual non-judgment. So, I think it is a funny tongue twister.
One thing about the hilarity of the NSA and a non-functioning gov't is that being bet on by Americans may not be a good thing.
Sometimes a woman's hourglass figure looks so good, I could bring a fork and knife to bed.
I'm never sure if being a fan of a non-classic story is a matter of sarcasm.
I wonder what you'd think about the effect of MTV Cribs and Pimp My Ride on entrepreneurship, mainly the idea that people voyeuristically care.
One funny thing about America is.. I think it only takes one woman to define 80%. She needs any sort of face time but I don't think this is inaccurate
I really respect female lifeguards, you know the way they reverse the whole gender thing and protect the health of a child who cannot face this Earth.
I wonder if history won't look back at the co-existence of social media and the NSA with a sense of irony. Prioritizing the chase over ignoble defeat.
So, USA anti-seduction as seduction. What gives? You're sitting somewhere and the small talk makes you leave. I think this is a funny celebrity club.
My opinion is, sports cable deals really nuked it. When jocks can't get laid they overextend themselves. This can become a bizarre anti-seduction.
What if an Italian restaurant had something in between menu and Five Guys? For example, pasta from "rare to well-done", spices + amts, topping sizes.
Do you think it would be interesting if a TV series came out and hosted a public torrent? What I mean is, the $$ would come in a hundred other ways.
Whenever a man or group is foolish enough to attack me with technology, I counter with much superior technology: feminism.
Before saying "Sexism is not racial", always check for the Adam's apple.
Lately I've been visions of a battle scene like, "Hey brother, you and I are both alive.", and the compadre says, "Yes but I don't have enough land."
I feel like "the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese" is enough to get the girls these days, and this is most logic of life.
I am interested in what economists say about supply & demand these days. Sure there is supply but doesn't 10k album sales get you on Billboard?
I am mostly sick of what's on TV. You can say that I judge or that I am too judgmental, but I don't have to watch it.
You know what I think would be a cool idea? More transparency in food & beverage. The brands and labels are weird enough, they should have nice tours.
Sometimes women can penalize a man by shooting him dead for not imagining up something nice, but on the other hand, why be interested without it. lol.
I'm not a big talker about such serious things, but I sometimes feel subtly refreshed by the capacity of youth to talk about corruption.
You know what's funny? When the question "What kind of friends do you have?" is combined with sexual things, like questions and accusations.
My favorite pickup line on a Scandinavian girl is: Am I your Vasa?
Ladies: I'm a very desperate man. If your looks, charm and everything else on the list all the way to intellect are too domineering, I can balance it.
I wonder if the pledge of allegiance was written by a Frenchwoman.
Sometimes I notice the struggle to be the funniest is more urgent than love. The haymaker is a dangerous risk in my opinion but lightness risky, too.
I am intrigued by the concept of not necessarily playing the role foisted upon you. People are characters but rent and Wordpress can be incompatible.
There may be something to be said about the more technological the world becomes, the closer to boxing the man must be to have resilience w/ a woman.
If I founded a space hotel chain, I'd call it "Copernikiss".
If I founded a space hotel chain, I'd call it "Copernikiss".
I bet if they really tried, French-designed autos would have the hardest flow.
My biggest regret from Europe was prob not leaving enough time for the electricity museum in Mulhouse. It was a free 2 for 1 with the Cité du Train.
I think my Warmoth neck and body splitting apart and bad gear got me thinking.. how much can be produced locally, sort of DIY mechanical engineering?
You know what I think would be cool? A low-cost soccer ball maker. Insert raw materials (rubber, etc.), ink, design, flight style. Lots of pink.
You know what's funny about the signoff "mwa k love u ttyl"? "mwa" sounds like the French "moi", which is sort of correct but also not.
Due to the minimalist nature of the kick, I wonder if one day every kid with a phone could have football flight path analytics with enough megapixels.
I am skeptical of the nature of the pharmaceutical industry and feminism, for the reason of suicidal thoughts.
Football marketed from NYC seems like a weird niche. I think it is better than NFL Europe. Reason is, going global can be tough and Nike is careless.
Do you think mall store selection is one of the tougher conundrums? I mean, from a local, "what would be ideal" perspective and break pts involved.
Did you know I like to wear my boxers backwards? I don't want any accidental glory hole action.
I am jealous of any Finnish girl and Alexi.
In retrospect there is something quirky about Berlin's open-mindedness. DJs etc. there to be artists but at the end of the day are they anti-music?
I have a theory that olive oil (or any cooking oil) should either be cheap or complimentary. Why? It is too linked to being yelled at and odd splash.
I wonder if anyone thinks Skype-style voice thru data is a bigger deal than you might think. Very anti-NSA. I imagine many could go down on this one.
When I was in Italy, I heard a voice speak to me. "Andrew, listen to me. Save the Bolognese." I said, "The people?" It said, "No, the spaghetti sauce"
You know what I think could be rly successful? A basketball complex in New York. Can be 2, 3 or maybe even 4 levels surrounded by food and things.
I wish sailing the Mediterranean as a pure transport mechanism were more common. It is biblical and vomiting aside just arriving and then you walk.
I like the ancestral recall foods. Like, after a hard day's work, something that makes you feel like you are hanging out with your yesterday's self.
I am fascinated by the brick oven pizza concept. I don't know if it's necessarily "better" but I like the idea of varying stoves, ovens, etc.
I gotta say of all the places I visited in Europe I think Greece had the best rock fans. They had really good t-shirts.
A solid set of headphones may fortify against annoying conversation, but not a person who hasn't showered.
I dream of being tackled by 3 Swedish girls simultaneously while tossing a football. After hitting the ground, my helmet pops off and we start kissing
Something I want to ask the history professors is, is America the gayest state of all-time, and, if so, why?
It is good to hang out with a nice girl to hear something other than demonic frequencies.
I would like to hack the e-mail system so that any letters that arrive from .fr have the signature, "From your best friends, the French"
Somehow I think the best White is better than Black just cause is religion.
Call me crazy but I think there is room for a global post brand. Simple: just make the tracking simple. Slogan: "Don't discriminate, facilitate."
I gotta say there is something funny about being argumentative in health care. There is def "right and wrong" and it is like something about humanity.
Sports can be a boring topic but I'm not sure Al Pacino didn't end sports. Like the sarcastic high-anxiety police rapport then anti-criticism players.
When a girl says "He needs to man up and earn my respect", my response is, "She needs to prove that she is hetero."
I am thinking of changing my name to Andrew Choice.
During university around 2006 I saw a documentary where a Black doctor talked abt video games improving hand-eye coordination and response times.
Just cause 95% of my game has always been guitar skillz, doesn't mean I don't think guitar players should ever take this gold for granted.
Man I remember at Columbia when the cool man in class would say stuff like, "Musical subversion and gov't control, lemme get some of dat play-doh."
You will find it weird but I am startled by "someone presents film". Like, some actor. Is that not weird? It's like an art school joke.
I think film is a bit strange. I don't get the virtuosity aspect. This is why I am so intrigued by the idea anyone can do it, and then the complexity.
I would like to see every int'l city represented as a film studio. I think this is reasonable due to computers. I don't like the USA "uh racist" win.
What percentage in film and music do you think mainly watch or listen to themselves, and in what %, and do you think I am Narcissus looking at a pool?
I admit that I do not care that much but am still intrigued by Hollywood actor silence on torrenting, file size and types. Is this so underneath them?
It isn't politically correct to say, but I don't think it'd be unreasonable if society demanded proof of ancestry and sexual orientation in film + TV.
Wouldn't it make sense if McDonald's started a food research division? Or even, university.
When I was 15, I went to a lacrosse camp where the counselor had a Gold Bond and said every real man puts Gold Bond on his testicles. Whatever dude.
I appreciate the analogue to forced association, a girl toying a man into thinking there is something using dark powers. Thanks social media.
I think people think a lot about where a good place to do something is. What about "what do you think" syndrome? People can just decide, lazy Sunday.
Is it ever strange to you when a girl is being hit on by a guy flashing music cred from living in a certain area bc past output there is godly status?
We've talked about this one before. Social info is a weird concept in America. "They" cannot know anything. At least, to preserve reputation.
When I grow up, I want to be a corrupt middleman.
I wish there were a God of War Collection for Xbox 360.
Within my dreams and during the day visions, I see unconscious visualizations of the global sexual puzzle. I remember this from when I was a child.
You know what's funny? The one guy who goes win-win with the girls. Reason is, girls are rarely lose-win, so this is if everything else is lose-lose.
I have a jealousy plotline with a few girls right now. 100% honesty, shoot.
I'm not opposed to attacking the rich princess segment first year of junior high, then gradually becoming more hood.
If a guy is addicted to video games, he should pony up the balls to tell a girl that she is the best video game of all.
I am interested in prehistoric times when men were fully butt naked, and how it differs from today.
My advice to kids is: if you meet a really good person in university and aren't sure why it's flaky, always ask, "Is this person addicted to ecstasy?"
I wonder if Stephen Curry likes Indian food.
Umm, excuse me, if you have time, I have a serious medical question: What is angina?
Who do you think is better, Flea or John Myung?
What happened to the ringtone?
I like to say, a pickup is a lot like kicking a football. From your perspective, you already made impact but the goalkeeper hasn't seen it yet.
I want to create a tabloid called "It's A Big Country".
I like the idea of star-created products as an extension from Hollywood theory on star consumption (consumption of a "star"). What do you think?
Fan superiority to the player is a nuanced debate.
I gotta go w/ Genie in a Bottle as the best beat. Opinions, GO!
In football, the wall is a matter of abundance, the posts are a matter of scarcity.
Can you tell me more about your friend Ongala?
I ponder history of military envy. I think it is a funny area bc it takes the most nationalistic concept and only welcomes glorification of desertion.
Do you ever think about the transition from horse to airplane? It makes me think of randomly having my crotch patted, passport systems and toothpaste.
When I want to enjoy the fact that I am lazy and stupid, I dream of Polish vodka.
You know why the "Are you sleeping OK, how many hrs each night" question is funny? If you are having sex, this is a stupid question (gf's job too lol)
Do you not think the NSA made the American idiot impossibly funny to slap? The white flag is like a Greek comedy bc countermeasures are unfathomable.
Isn't New York a mystical waypoint? Even if you get the 1% experience, you still become curious about specific societies. I want to build airships.
Hmm.. now that I think about it, maybe my use of tablets does make me the greatest person who ever lived.
They should lower the price of paper towels.
German is the language of greatness, and I am from Great Neck.
I want my tombstone to say, "Don't worry, O.J.!"
I want to learn how to say in French, "I reserve the right to heterosexuality."
Isn't fake concern one of the more nuanced stimuli? Like one of those famous doctors. I think it is a good answer to the question, "Why so distant."
I believe these poasts supply proper ancillary material for Telepathy-Telepathy II: Maiиteиaиce.
Does it baffle you that sequencers aren't more common in public? Like, if there's a pretty girl nearby, isn't it one of the cooler escape routes?
Do you have any Austrian friends? I need some good shred exercises.
Do your friends not think proof of gay liaisons is one of the craziest all-time sources of humor and that technology makes it much crazier than said?
I have visited Nijmegen, birthplace of EVH according to Wikipedia. I stupidly booked a train with 2 late night transfers. I asked a girl to kiss her.
Do you know how to get to my place safely? You can use Yandex Maps to search it.
To be quite honest, I am waiting for arm wrestling to replace boxing.
My low standing in life caters to a woman's sense that she is so hot her family history of serfdom would be irrelevant.
My new pickup line is, "Hey baby, I'm into being 'lean'. Do you like to 'take control'?"
I want to see more Black interactions in Europe, where the guy is like, "Wow!.. so listen.. we're all the way out over here and.. you know, like.."
I wonder what proportion of men took the "motorboating" joke from Wedding Crashers way too far, and whether or not this is elitist.
I don't like it when you call me a weird, Chinese penis.
I am considering the lucrative nature of sob story ghostwriter work. You know, tape recorder technology is very advanced these days (thanks 007).
brb, I need to go to Radio Shack to buy parts for a CPU. I already have the rubber bands and the game.
I can see adam02 has not yet made a Phycho Exercises for my rack: PodXT Pro, BBE 382i and Midiverb III. I will assume he is underground Cornford.
Me and you should go halfsies on the first two locations of a new hotel chain in Salzburg and Innsbruck, Inspiration Hotel.
I am intrigued by the merging of computers and music, that computers are sort of Asian, but music is sort of European or African.
When I was in university, I got really into Taxi Driver. Now that I think about it, not sure why I have such cynicisms about this alone in NYC niche.
I love the two jock girls who form a roommate tandem power duo freshman year and become the coalition of bitch, which is very anti-feminist.
Please mind my 2 hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place each, figuratively speaking.
In order to get revenge on DOSBox for not running Railroad Tycoon properly, I am going to port my failed Windows 3.0 to phone and call it Windrews.
You are like a bank, your purpose is to analyze defaults but you default.
One day, I will court the Austrian elite by flying to Vienna and making sure that on a person-to-person level, I am not too sexy.
Have you heard? Every USA brand is changing the first letter in their names to Æ and rebranding as "pro-Insecure Actresses".
You know, that hometown boyfriend/girlfriend connection is nice but it's always good to have the icing, the heat, the bedroom magic.
I think more food genres should borrow elements of Benihana.
You know what the funniest key interface is? The girl at the gym with the tight pants. Why? Because she likes the physical but is underserved.
I admit I find business structure funny. There is some complicated manual and tons of potential for the decision guys when they don't need decisions.
You know what the funniest thing is about the "You don't have what it takes" guy? He chooses some tiny silo for you.
Maybe there is humor to the difficulty and confusion regarding reading annuals and quarterlys? The reason is, accounting can feel like it is elitist.
Ever get the feeling something's going down somewhere else? I think it's OK to not care but I do think "key players" lose a lot of (all) style points.
I wonder if it will ever become a motto in New York City, "Please goto L.A."
Keeping track of keeping track. Is that what you are requesting of me?
I am thinking of getting beatbox lips surgery.
I've always been a fan of the "who?" suffix, such as, Vinny who? Shawn Michaels who? The problem is that women aren't pro athletes.
When it comes to cataloguing vocab words, I do it cause without it I go crazy, so I do it for myself and I just share it.
Yesterday someone said to me, "You need to calm down, you ain't Aretha". I was like, what was that about.
You know, the old saying goes, "Sticks and stones may break bones but words can never hurt me." Well, I say that's a whole bunch of nonsense.
One day, I will roll up to Rucker Park with my self-made computer-controlled basketball and the resulting videos will show I am better than MJ.
I should have jumped on board the dating craze with a book entitled, "Why The World Is A Ponzi Scheme of your Wife's You-Know-What".
I wonder what int'l people think of the brutality of seduction in Europe, and of the fools.
I feel like if I made TRL-style WTV top tens videos using Final Cut, a lot of ppl would claim I do no work and they deserve it all, but MTV is "Made".
I want to say to the woman I love, "I'd do anything for you, except eat my own shit."
The art of being an idiot is offensive to the idiot.
Sometimes, I feel like anything Black people like, I'm not gonna get served a big enough portion, or really slowly, or weird fees.
I would like for there to be a Long Island-based Sigur Rós cover band called Long Island Sound.
I want to set up a grill in front of Penn Station and grill some free burgers and hot dogs.
Schoolyard bullying is a more learned art form than people think. It sets the foundation for an up and coming generation of what is "out-of-bounds".
I should write a record called "One Bad Record" to ridicule the irony of the day via sarcasm via sarcasm, etc.
I wonder if anyone would agree that a grotesque enemy speaking your language (English) is more weird in America than people think. (Verbally.)
Ideally, computers should foster nerd power not the effect of guys saying girls don't know anything about cool cause there is so much to soften rage.
What do you think of the concept of psychic dissonance about "We are all losers" in USA? Especially with social media.
Do you think Europeans think they are insanely lazy musically at the moment, and there is a funny opportunity for New York logic in music?
I would like to open up a training camp called Sixth Sense USA. Session One: "Self-Explanatory". Session Two dependent on Session One.
If you really wanna party w/ me, let me sees what you got for me, put all your hands where my eyes can see
I wonder if easily downloadable porn killed the non-office printer. They used to be cool but now it reminds men of something just so inferior.
There needs to be more tasteful humor about modern masturbation, such as, inner thoughts like "Yes baby tonight nothing can stop me!"
What if Alessandra Ambrosio got a sex change and became Alessandro Ambrosia?
I would like a remote controlled frame-blurrer 2-way HDMI interface. The fps can be set by remote control.
Need advice: my cable company cannot get the "box" to work properly. I'm not sure if I should switch to Hulu.
I gotta say, there is something ironic about the whole schizo-because-I-want-to-kill-my-doctor thing.
I want to bully a Swedish guy so badly he calls his mom.
I am interested in opinion triggers in the United States, the laziness of the mind, and the end of race and identity.
If I were to play an acoustic gig today, not sure what I'd play. I liked my $250 HC used Seagull Cedar S6 and then the $1750 Taylor felt inferior. boo
To the band: if the PA is f***ed, just go hang out backstage or wherever, I'll play some Club Med-style solo acoustic covers. See you later.
They say the way for a woman to win a man's heart is through cooking. I haven't experimented enough with the other way around.
I don't like the life-and-death simulations on cooking TV shows. It's like, if you disrespect my identity again, I'm going to cleave you.
I want "Why Insecure Actresses is anti-United States" to be epochal.
I'm intrigued by those girls who hung out with Andy Warhol. They look so wannabe-European and also stupid, but obsessed with unfair judgment and such.
I tried a line at a cute Columbia music major on Believe production being examined for the vocal glitch. It didn't work but I think she became famous.
One day, Everlast will manufacture my own personalized boxing gloves for doing the Cher "Believe" horizontal digital glitch as an evasive maneuver.
When Mr. Chow says "Bring money to big rock in Mojave Desert at dawn" in The Hangover, doesn't this sound like vague directions? Is there a Big Rock?
Despite your disagreement, I am destined to write the next great self-help book, "How I Found Love in China and Became A Billionaire"
I'm a big fan of any cartoons of Ancient Roman stuff. I know it's a bit nerdy. I would like to see more wit and also Greek and Egyptian stuff too.
Wordplay from the homo erectus type is so funny. There is never any judgment nor criteria for whether or not it is cool.
I would love to see more entertainment (movies or TV) that don't talk about the era, either overtly or via subtext.
White and Black mixture is the funniest thing because the weak ones turn Chinese.
I wonder what the world has done to my NanoPOG and Alter Ego V2 which got lost on the way to Copenhagen, and if anyone in Daugavpils respects my game.
I wonder how Vincent from Dirk Witte is doing. The guy who sold me the Superego and Sonar.
What if rap was a gift to Ancient Greece, to say, "We don't want to step on your territory"
Sometimes I feel like beautiful women can be so abusive, and that's why she is your gf.
I need a paper reference card, which meals to be eaten on what.
You know what the funniest thought pattern is? xyz country does something well and I have the same quality. (yes but you're another ethnicity). etc.
I think it's underrated how there's like a vague history of ridiculing Americans in New York yet social media added a weird transparency dimension
I have fantasies about pouring hot cocoa on Americans who sit outside of cafes in Paris and talk about the US dollar.
For the most inventive album title ever, I have to go with Marilyn Manson's The Golden Age of Grotesque.
I was thinking about this one, and I gotta say I think guys doing drugs is way worse than girls bc the replacing "chemistry high" is so male-driven.
If someone is a junkie and doesn't care about dying or being beaten to death, I don't care. Is there a gray area on this one?
Does anyone think erratic footballs (soccer balls) are insane? Count to ten, walk away, release the peace and be strong!
Stop trying to cheat the sanctity of certain human things.
I think a lot of being a Pokemon Master is to have a sense of humor about corruption. Reversal is the best defense, sleeping with the wife, etc.
I gotta say, the American health system has to have been one of the most homicidal kill triggers of all-time. Nice way to make $$.
One day, I will finish my electrical engineering thesis: On True Bypass and Battery Drain
"That's so funny I forgot to laugh" is an underrated phrase. It is like relativistic, the funniness created so much velocity that time slowed down.
I'm going to start a campaign slogan, "I can't have my ABCs cause ur the XYZ man."
I am very scared someone is going to steal my credit for my invention of the use of pointer finger to flub the lips for the auto-tune from "Believe".
Sometimes, I think I prefer computer code to English because it is closer to music than England.
I am intrigued by the declaration, "It worked!" It is more intriguing than "Eureka!" because it includes the possibility of corrupt beginnings.
You know what I think would be a cool business? The sign business. Designing crazy cool signs, making them (by hand?), making sure stylish for locale.
Reductio ad Hitlerum in US business, lol. Ask an immigrant how easy it is to start w/e. The guy with the superior quality, sheesh. Then the sex part..
I am intrigued by good business in the sense of the word "good". Do it in America, the Europeans say. That is like, complicated, I think.
My interpretation is: if Romney did indeed kill HC, on which order of magnitude of # of years is this one of the craziest events? What do you think?
I think the subtle problem from the start was collaboration by artists with GC. Rock gods propped up by corruption? Please. That would be too overt.
I remember Guitar Center horror stories on Harmony-Central. What, did Mitt Romney kill HC? lol. figures. That would be the internet's masterpiece.
Call me crazy but I think the US has said a lot about feminine cohesion. Congealed communities are a new concept so I think women are baffled.
You know, if society were cheaper, economics would be more efficient, and so would luxury. So, in my case, it is elite feminism by being pro-fashion.
You ask me how I can be so socially awkward. Well, it is because I believe self-deprecation is a more effective tool for power than being a man-god.
When somebody says, "No one cares what you post to social media", there is always a possibility of ironic sarcasm.
I wonder what the margins are on the dictionary segment because I want to lease a language.
When I say "Hey playboys, watch ur girl!" I don't mean to be offensive, I am merely informing men that they need to maintain upkeep.
Real estate, pricing and shelves. I need a For Dummies book on these so I can monopolize the lacrosse stick market.
I want to live in a world where words only convey information, only meaningless small talk. Why don't we start... now.
Listen.. I know how to program and I speak in code.
I think it'd be a cool idea to have a restaurant where the cooks are really bootleg and barbeque-based but the decor is insanely high-class.
I would love to see a SparkNotes competition.
When I say I am better at drums, it is your job to diagnose whether it is sarcasm, sarcasm abt sarcasm, or sarcasm abt sarcasm abt sarcasm. OK? G-d.
If a woman was a well-preserved 1,000,000 years old and you called her An Ancient, do you think she would be offended or tickled by the anachronistic?
I have a question: why must you send me to Auschwitz every time I speak?
I am increasingly tired of fools who are neither as tough nor as erudite as me.
I wonder if people agree the NSA made controversy a really funny subject. Like, discussion of the controversial became in itself controversial.
The question is, would I rather be rich or funny? So, if I am broke, then there.
I say cooking should be left to the DJs, it goes well with DJing.
After visiting Thailand in my late teens, I can mainly remember girls introducing themselves to me as, "Hi, my name is Woman."
Can't you give a little and respond to my previous statement, the Michael Sam thing went a little bit too far?
I developed a theorem to try to attack global ticks generated by mass insanity. In order to figure out where I need to "pivot", I need to do research.
I want to see a TV show where kids are interviewed. No names, just interviews.
There's bad acting, but then do you ever get the feeling the acting is too good and you get sick?
I'm still waiting for Strumming with the Stars so I can show off my power stance.
Why do guys think my cousins are sexy? I have family friends, too.
There should an addendum to the maxim "Crush your enemy totally": Preserve him or her in order to outcontrast the contrast-junkies. Curate.
Men with jobs should give their apartments to guys who have a chance to get laid.
Don't men ever think it's more complicated than just having sex? Like, I'm not trying to be an old fogey here, there are serious complications.
"There's such a thing as balls", said the man who discovered rubber.
I am going to start a new pseudonym, Her Superior Intellect.
When I was in Italy, they seemed so personality-intense. In New York, they just tell me to "go f*** yourself."
I think the women are generally tired and exhausted. From what? Hahaha, from what?! From what! From what! When will the boys ever stop? yawn.
One day, I'd like to become the first composer/wrestler for WWE, changing it back to WWF.
I'd imagine the goofy smile at a friend and his nod of superiority back is a lot like the feeling of boredom.
The ultimate force feedback is playing drums against your chest.
It's brainstorming session time! Let's come up with no-nonsense brand names as a preemptive strike against the increase over aforementioned nonsense.
I'd love to see actors and actresses on-screen with Zyprexa or some other anti-psychotic. They are too content and high on the popularity contest.
Listen, I didn't mean to offend. My insults are always reverse psychology.
I think it's a personality thing, I personally can't stand too much structure but someone people love the directions in cooking.
I thought being anti-something was a matter of rationality about total chaos.
It is woman's guilty pleasure to watch a man be stabbed by life.
When people say "tap that", I wonder if my mic stand trick has been discovered. So out-of-phase, dude.
My appearance is intentional, it's to balance the appearance of "too hot".
I wonder if it is economically more viable for a band to get a bang-for-your-buck PA system from Samsung and set up in huge fields of outer regions.
I don't like the English word "money", it is too closely associated with racism. "Gold" is better though, it can be traded for spaghetti.
I gotta go with Major League Soccer as the gayest looking sport since the invention of the TV, followed by Men's college lacrosse, and golf.
Do you figure there's something to the drum being played in perfect time? I am intrigued by it potentially feeling dream-like from computerized MIDI.
Hmmm, I wonder what was invented first, the ball or shoes.
Without the Americas to take the world's trash, what would the love-loving Europeans do?
Sometimes I don't think people get the humor of a Jew-run military.
When I think of music producers, sometimes I think of a stoned guy with some Chinese food saying "Which number shall I set this at?" out loud.
To every woman, I say: "You're good. But.. you're not that good.. at bass."
I want to see a lonely nerd who does nothing but video games and code fake his own death to ridicule the athlete rock star Christ.
Whenever an international girl rejects me, I'm always like, "I thought we were being open-minded."
Shoot, I think M-Audio just came out with an audio interface called Robot Ninja. Phantom power and everything.
After I have sacked New York, I will invade Lower England.
I remember when video games were controversial, e.g. Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis' notorious blood code. Now the thing that's controversial is HDMI.
I wonder if people agree the USA military junkie who binges on weird internet videos and Call of Duty or other bad "violent" video games is easy.
I want to write blog posts on my intrinsic quest to find _THE BEST_ halal cart in the city. I want people to know about the soundtrack to my life.
I am interested in the cognitive dissonance of saying really lame things in a really strong voice.
When I am with younger family members, I like to say stuff like, "Hey!! Has everything been OK?? Oh look, now you're bleeding."
I always like to tell the New Yorker, "Hopefully the world is working in our favor, and not in the favor of that visitor in with the phone companies."
I want to know where I can find some wódki.
New York City should secede from the union, so global supply is no longer "Our game".
Men have sperm, women have eggs, which are much scarcer.
My favorite insult is, "Are you Indian disguised as Black?"
Everyone knows my biggest contribution to society is being rejected so handily that every observer's sex life improves dramatically.
Ima mess you up with my lyrics. Kenny West, test.. test.. test!
Let's cut to the chase: metalcore and screamo vs. melodic death metal.
I want to know: How can I insert myself into Scandinavian family portraits and be the favorite one?
In the case of ponzi scheme on my guitar cred, I say: I don't exactly look like a porn star.
When I think of the "You think you're special?" argument, my mind often wanders to the idea of bedbugs.
When I think of what percentage of cooks would put shit in my food for $100.00, I think to myself, I need some cooking lessons and some good practice.
Whatever White people say about using the "N-word", I'm going to start doing it to them about being Jewish, just to make my European friends laugh.
Because any woman who talks to me is my number one contender for girlfriend or wife, I want to find areas where I too can win by default.
I think there is some sort of magical link between suicidal thoughts in university and passionate anxieties. That's why I try to meet many nice girls.
I think someone is messing with the input velocities and vectors on my iPhone of games where I have redonkulous high scores.
For the best teacher name from my days of elementary to high school, I gotta go with Norma Gastwirth.
Love is like analogy.. everyone has an idea, but no one wants to do it.
My family has always maintained I could have played pro hockey as Mildavinus Gudaitis.
Alfonso Ribiero was better on Your Big Break than Fresh Prince, but he didn't include DJs enough.
In Berlin, I saw the Apple Store on Kurfürstendamm was giving a free seminar on MIDI sequencing, but no one posted "OMG, meine neue Electro!" online.
Just ask a Long Island girl, the inescapable trap is a successful seduction--"simply isolate the victim".
Some Nike guy approached me and asked me whether I want a biking shoe deal. I said, "How much for the sex change?"
I'll be your boyfriend for a day. "Hey babe, what's up?"
I wonder if anyone agrees there is something funny about non-Germans slinging flats in Berlin, Deutschland, or is, Berlin, Prussia.
Wanna come over sometime soon and watch the Breaking Bad episode "Fly"?
It is my guilty pleasure to hang out with someone who crosses over between Black and White. It is like watching Men's Slalom.
I always thought it was the cool wingman thing to do to convert rejection into 3 more, as long as he doesn't say, "You care way too much about girls."
It can be a momentous occasion to hear a friend tell something about a hot girl. Listening is my way of saying, "Welcome to the land of the stabbed."
Sometimes, I think about how thinking or saying certain things is just so not OK, and then suddenly, I hear, "So, what did you end up doing today?"
I wish there were some way TV stations could somehow give a hint picture-wise during TV commercials of places that routinely put poison in your food.
When I spot the wonderful firefly, I feel inspired, but only temporarily, and then I think of the oddly out-of-place Breaking Benjamin song "Firefly".
I get internal serenity from something other than love.. internet usage. If I want love, I'll go live in Paris, or watch Forget Paris.
The internal crash and burn I feel from unrequited love can easily be replaced by elitism: I can't be bothered, I am busy being elite.
I wonder if anyone agrees the best acting on TV is non-fiction.
About looking at women in public: We are all philosophers. You are a philosopher, I am a philosopher, she is a philosopher. We are all philosophers.
I wish the semantics of the word "game" were more direct, so there would be more board games as good as Monopoly Original.
I will create the next Soul Train, "Feminine Freakout Friday".
The best cocky tactic is to just shut up. Why? Anticipation humor.
The XFL should have had special lasers in the football.
I wonder if musical laziness will start to get a 12 month grace period.
#1 on the list of things I can't get to work.. anything made by Americans.
If docility comes from being bossed around by women, that explains a lot.
One day, people will realize the guitar sound on my record is not a child molester from Texas.
What if the world was once insanely technologically advanced, and then it became Africa?
I am going to create my own tactical stealth game series, called "Going Home".
Sluts of the video game slot sleeve, unite!
There need to be more knob interfaces for computers where the knob position is stored digitally and when you load it, it snaps the knob(s). Doorknob.
Imagine if 100% of the world says, "I don't want you to have any gold" to the name of a person that 100% knows and he says, "w/e I'll get it somehow."
I am going to start adding tabasco to every sauce sold in supermarkets to start the "T-" line. I will quietly be funded by elite brands. Are you in?
I wish chefs would put Valium in my food instead of spittle.
I think mini-hamburgers go well with the concept of sauces.
I wonder if thoughts of saving the world was put in the DSM-IV rubric for schizophrenia diagnosis so no one would save the world.
I swear, my Orange Crush amp is like a magic sprinkler. It scientifically zaps good vibes to other amps, maybe my sex life too.
I am planning on naming every song on the next iteration of my record Anti-Andrew a city name. Get it? City? Like, where people do satanic things.
I have many "Finally, I am cool!" moments and you ruin them.
Sure I have a humiliating appearance. I do not like being kicked publicly, I have chosen to sublimate this with guitar. I also want to teach.
The whole reason the world hasn't yet exploded is because I will one day own a Cheesecake Factory. Would you like a job there?
I've decided the Year of 2017 should be called "The Year of the That Means Sex". It is a special time to celebrate a random [xyz] which means sex.
Has the Royal Society released the results yet on how many ms of joke-laugh response time television viewership laughter increases?
I want to know the history of people who think they are set for life bc they are funny at a party, and whether or not anyone thought they were funny.
Whenever there are criticisms about dating, marrying or doing business with an American, it should be implied that Andrew from New York fully agrees.
I have two ideas for celebrity mags: Generic and Cosmetics
Do you ever feel like there is humor to Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad on Seinfeld converting to Judaism just for the jokes, or are you anti-dentite
Virginity and rights. That's pretty USA I think. I didn't know I was signing up for rights to be a virgin, though.
I gotta say, sexual judgment is really funny. It's like Amish Paradise, churning butter.
Girls on a date ask, "Will there always be Americans who are trying to destroy the world".. I destroy the world plenty but they say I am not American.
The "How can she slap?" guy looks like a dude I went to university with.
I am planning to potentially take a trip to Hollywood to solicit attention, saying, "Hey! I deserve to be an NFL quarterback."
I am interested in concepts that exist just for the sake of cool and guys take it way too seriously
I don't know what could be worse than joining the US military.
I am intrigued by the perception of "pity".
I have an idea for a TV show. OK.. here it goes. Instead of composing stories, I will do no work and tell stories. Your story.
I have an idea for a venture capital firm that invests in unicorns called Together We Screw. What do you think of TWS?
Since there's already a term "gaysian", there should be another one called "gaywing", where any AMOG who "got him to betray" has been cleared.
I wonder how much of the rock world thinks Columbia soccer is cool.
One of the funniest assumptions is when people who believe anything think that people will believe anything.
When USA is finally completely destroyed by terrorism, I hope it converts to USB.
The jolt of adrenaline from receiving a much funnier joke is so elusive.
Ever think there's this loop of a digital computerized voice talking, "You will stop your subversion of the White mind.", followed by, "pe-nis."
Koronet's used to be $2.75, now it's like $4.75. Cheapo deals ain't what they used to be in Manhattan. By now I should have some sort of Citi account.
When I say that I want to sleep with a girl, it's not that it would happen or that I'd do it, it's that I'd want to.
Here's a funny one: a Brit, a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy walk into a boardroom meeting. They say, "Which American can we dupe?"
I say, the best type of humor is the kind about when no one is laughing.
Sorry, have decided to take my Ph.D. in quantum string theory to work as VP of User Interfaces at Apple.
Sometimes, I feel like someone who looks like one of the Ancients is constantly asking me, "Do you want to make music or money? Which one is it?"
I don't like Chinese co-workers, but I think working with a woman is ideal, as long as she is productive.
When a woman says, "Why don't you clean up the dishes why don't you, and the stove too why don't you.", it's not that simple, but neither is pleasure.
When Angela Merkel said, "Die multikulturelle Gesellschaft ist gescheitert.", I was like, "OMG!!!"
When I was a kid, I hated school. Now that I'm older, I still hate school.
I was observing two guys in Washington Square Park, one guy that said "Free Hugs", and another that said "Gay Weakling Insults". "Free Hugs" won.
I don't like when pickup artists talk about being "locked in" or "locking in", as though being on the wrong side of the bed is something to diagram.
When I was in New York, I signed up for newsletters from Derek Halpern and Marie Forleo for the copy. Here's a catchy subject: "Thanks for the Recipe"
The Hersonissos ejection was a weird story bc we were just having friendly conversation, nothing creepy, and I asked for permission to sit there. lol
The funniest thing happened to me in Hersonissos. I sat down at a club and the guy next to me flipped out bc I was talking to his wife. Bouncers, etc.
I feel like the "Give him your beer" or "I want this guy gone" factor is way extreme these days.
Someone needs to tell Magnus Samuelsson to buzz off, I'm competing in The World's Coolest Man.
The lesson I learned from the internet is: try not to watch anyone do it. Nor, "do-it-yourself".
I think "I am w/e you say I am if I wasn't then why would I say I am" is a public discourse on mastery--it uses sarcasm to dispense humble discipline.
Stop calling me silver medal, I am Cleopatra.
Damn, I need to go to the gym and get my Cartier on.
Dolby should create Dolby Marshall Surround, designed for a wall of Marshalls.
Forget MMA, I'm all about MBA: Married Boxing A$$hole
I was thinking of combining the Alice in Chains concept with 2 Chainz and calling it Alice 2 Cool.
You know what the funny thing is about the phrase "Wam bam, thank you ma'am."? It's very American. It encapsulates the prostitute that never happened.
Selectivity television is so "down". I would know, I went to an Ivy League school.
Argh!! If I get hacked by Chinese again, I'm going to write an article about how there is no comparable to the trough of today's education, "Survival"
I have a new idea for a startup called Cartographers Inc. I am going to create a new map, where Paris is called F-Asus.
It'd be cool if the NFL changed its name from NFL to EFL: English as a First Language, in order to support moving beyond the language of the Brit.
I want to be Andrew from Tyre but they call me Andrew of Tyro.
You know how you can sort of tell when something is Made in Italy? I think that's pretty cool. It's like an insiders-only club, where I am outside.
I think the end of the brick & mortar brand is possible unless people wanna defend it, bc of trolls. So it'd be like just small little establishments.
Passports and trolls, that's my motto. I think you could argue flying should be free.
The conundrum of the modern world: inability to kill as in the ancient world, recent transportation industries (inexpensive, hacked) in public society
I'd go with the commercial (TV, radio) as one of the craziest inventions from the States. A catchy song can sell something that there's a thousand of.
I am interested in "dimensional" guitar. It isn't quite nuts and bolts I'd say.. more tone than tonality. To explore is aspiration for Jonestown.
My two cents is: melody/harmony is vertical, rhythm is horizontal. I think MBV's Loveless was the first to go "depth", perhaps call it "dimensional".
That's life, right? So I think this is sedating as well bc it creates apathy and feels normal to the mind of a nice woman. Don't worry about it, etc.
I think this sort of low self-esteem, end-it-all mentality can be applied to anything. Like, about to kill yourself, but then you hear some voice. lol
The other part of this was being a fan of music in New York. There is a lot that has happened in New York musically. So my lack of skill was a funk.
What is the % chance of going pro in music? hahaha. In New York City it is a mind-numbing impossibility. So I tried to put a number on it and failed.
As music and my theorizing on chip stacks is concerned. For me, this started going to school in New York. How bleak it can feel surrounded by truths.
It is easy to lose it all. Also, it is easy to be crafty. Also, it is easy to be way too crafty. Also, it is easy aggressively to lose it all. Mommy.
The chip count isn't as simple as 1-2-3. Having nothing isn't some pity mechanism. "Seat available", etc. No one cares.
So in terms of the "player" as a card shark, I think the chip stack is a crazy concept.
About the sedating force of nice girls. I think this is another matter entirely but related. Cool stuff girls like to talk about, and also, the sense.
And then when you add it up, you get to the most sedating force of all, the presence of a nice woman. The more the merrier, I'd say.
As the realm of the unknowable goes, I think this stacks with many topics of conversation bc it is more intrigued by the essence of life things.
As it goes, the further one ventures, it becomes the land of the preverbal, I would argue. This is sedating because then the English language is dull.
Also, innovation. Being obsessed with it as a fan (critic, lol), or to generate it, outside-the-box etc. I think this is sedating bc cool means cool.
The other is as student or player. Practice is something ranging from masochistic to the super-toy. I think this leads to a certain type of interest.
The first thing is music fandom. On a music level, it sooths the temperament. Conceptually, there is theory, consideration and invisible fans as well.
I think the musician is really well-suited to that vibe. The reason is simple.. if he loves music, he is sedated. Girls like musicians, increasing it.
On the card player. I think women use terms like "He doesn't show his cards." Well, duh.
Of these, I'd say the "That is total BS" could be the biggest one. Think about it, BS vs. internet. Guys will read and believe anything. Ignore, too..
Also, card shark. After first lines, hurdles. If the man can bear to endure conversation, she can "test".. only the beginning, obviously. "Poker Face"
Analysis, too. The man who thinks his center of gravity is within instead of in objects can just sort of stare at life because he is baffled by a lot.
Another one is deference. Believe it or not, I'd argue detachment can be rly deferential. Simple: It's your world and at the moment, I'm living in it.
I think there are a number of dimensions to this. Subversive enough to agree on headaches. Yes, the text thing. Betrayal as a given. Funny assumptions
And then, in between the psychopath in a suit (literally or figuratively speaking, of course), and anti-social internet-head is detachment-man.
Usually, these types are supposed to be quiet. I've had a really tough time dealing with some cantankerous personalities about my pathetic ineptitude.
I think the pickup movement combined with startups had a crazy effect on anti-social computer use. Porn views sublimated into "alpha" social creation.
It is just that overly done detachment stuff I think that makes the anti-social computer junkie way tough to be around. Sort of talkative over a nerd.
As for the anti-social, I think pickup is OK here, it is better than the dark web. I wonder if a glint in the eye of self-ridicule is a lovable loser.
He can really overdo the detachment stuff by looking superior to "alpha", but he is just some voice tone guy who is obsessed with having plans already
The psychopath in a suit also ridicules a few things, workplace things, the Dilbert-style cubicle, the Ivy League, Excel VBA, etc.
For example, the psychopath in a suit is one of those modern tropes, very, very USA-influenced. It represents misunderstanding between status and $$.
Here I think is like some superior mindset logic going on, where detachment is highly magnetic but it is just way overdone and difficult to describe.
So then it's like this multi-dimensional matrix according to "my theory", I guess.. getting away from strong/weak attached, anti-social or psychopath
Also, with technology I think attachment can be confusing or erratic, like, brute in-person, but, over text, the whole deal about "men are so clingy".
Also, that aura of desirability can be interpreted as "fickle" or even "slut", and I think this is pretty cliche, this muddled logic sees detachment.
An attractive woman can accumulate so much attachment, but this can be in either "wimpy" or "strong" form and yet her desirability can feel negligible
Now that I think about it, I think this is a pretty funny concept, this detachment stuff.
As a disclaimer, I really think detachment can be fumbled instead of overdone. Before any words are spoken obviously but whether or not, also hurdles.
You also have pickup materials from the last decade or two on communicating aloofness in order to demonstrate "higher value". Detachment, I'd call it.
In terms of the two extremes, I'd say the internet and the business suit have the most extreme enhancing properties.
I suppose somewhere in between anti-social and psychopath is detachment. I don't like the words individuality or independence here.
In the meanwhile, maybe you can tell me why Costco and Best Buy are trying to sell my mom HDMI cables for like $100 if they are longer than 6'. lol
This is just so annoying! Sony should have made an alternative component connector, or some advanced audio/video transfer protocol instead of Blu-Ray.
The Xbox 360 has a lo-fi A/V port, but the Sony Playstation 4 is exclusively HDMI. Do you know how annoying it is that my HDMI cable is like Al-Qaeda?
I also miss the basic TV connectors. I cannot stand HDMI cables! And somehow the cable is the same for external monitors! Why not wireless this??
These days I can't stand computer peripherals. I don't like wireless connectors that bust up your flow. It's like, way tougher than Psycho Mantis.
This sort of magic with computer peripherals at the time was just so bizarre and intense. It was like the kids TV show, Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
He knows your story from your time together in an unknown past, and upon defeat, he regrets hearing everyone's thoughts bc they are about procreation.
The reason is, Mantis can read your mind. He knows your thoughts and dodges attacks simultaneously. He can even move your controller using the rumble.
What got me thinking about this is that the controller's direction buttons become dyslexic, so you have to know the trick, which is controller port 2.
I was just thinking about how Psycho Mantis from MGS could be the best boss fight of all-time. I wouldn't go as far as to say it is but I think maybe.
I discovered today that Metal Gear Solid has an HD collection for Xbox 360, but my local GameStop doesn't have it.
Alternatively if a man were to handle the responsibility, I think he would need to not be one of those guys who says, "You ask me to go to Auschwitz?"
Her social imagination would be able to both illuminate and ridicule, and enjoy the blank canvas of imagined artifacts from an ancient or future place
Ideally, it would be spun by a woman, perhaps from the ancient walks of life, who can sort of "poke fun at" these universal mythic themes in fun ways.
Here on Earth we are mundane, but in the grand scheme from Star Wars to GoT, there are so many fine gradations of human life that can be fictionalized
The point I'm trying to make is this. A friend told me the last season or two fell off so I didn't watch. But, this concept seems insanely limitless.
Also, the primitive (Khal Drogo), magic (most notably Daenerys Targaryen), mythical creatures (dragons of Daenerys). I'd say the magic factor is 10/10
I only watched the first couple of seasons but, say, inheritance (Ned Stark, Joffrey), womanhood (Brienne of Tarth), travel (brutal!!), aristocracy.
And then I would argue on the other side of the Wars/Trek dialectic is Game of Thrones. This extracts the mythic alternate while ditching the science.
I guess there were some other science-fiction shows but I always felt really creeped out by them. In terms of that spectrum, I vote for Twilight Zone.
I was a nerdy Star Trek fan, not a trekkie but someone who thought the warp drive and stuff was cool. In retrospect I think it was too science-backed.
I'd guess something like Star Wars isn't that easy to make. That'd be why a lot of people call it the best movie including Ted and Marshall from HIMYM
Maybe most refreshingly is the lack of a love story. Han Solo and Princess Leia doesn't count in my book, not like in the movie biz anyway, nor do 1-3
And then just the idea of travel. Going to someplace else using some transportation method, however long it takes, and not getting yourself killed.
Thirdly in my opinion is friendship. Han Solo meets Lando Calrissian. Good to see you, ol' buddy ol' pal, etc. A bit cliche but betrayal is funny now.
The second is mastery. The lightsaber romanticizes the sword. To learn it is not easy. I am tired of pop culture defecating on this with gay jokes.
The most dominant element is the most obvious one. If the father figure stands in the way, you must clear him out of the way, no matter the cost.
I would argue Star Wars wasn't a success because of the "special effects". Star Wars was an alternate alien universe that felt more human than today.
In particular, I wonder what opinion would be technology-wise in France, and also, what the hell got us into this mess in the first place. sigh
Film gauge frankly confuses me, I don't get what (mm) means, but the atom is pretty small so I think science could do some really funky stuff today.
So I was thinking, what if the movie came in an NES cartridge? Then I thought, what if the reel were the size of a fingernail, with digital audio?
For example, when the smartphone camera needs to focus, how does it do so? Conversely, could you apply the reverse concept to film projector reels?
I'm not sure if film gauge isn't due the micro- and nano- treatment I got interested in sophomore yr in university.
Even if picture quality were really granulated by quality formulas, I'm not sure it isn't apples-to-oranges with a digital video vs. audio experience.
I prefer digital sound to the analog tape format for its purity. But in terms of digital video, I can't stand lack of processing, mastering, filtering
I did some reading on film gauge and it seems as though the technology has been the exact same since the 1900s. Prob before that as well, pending law.
To be honest, if we're going by per second gratification, my favorite thing in movies has been the THX sound intro thing. I dunno when it debuted.
The reason I think this is funny is because I sort of think the confirmation, download, install, etc., are way more intense than playing nerdy trivia.
Games like You Don't Know Jack felt really cool. There was like a fresh air about it. I think this is funny.
Somehow, the PC went download-only, movies went to the cloud, CD/DVD went to video games. If consoles were exclusively DL I wouldn't mind it (speed).
Not to mention, the CD is a physical piece of memorabilia, and it made a cool sound when popped in and out, and went well in a jewel case collection.
With Steam, the legendary temple of the hidden computer games, you browse a rigid store grid system, click install, then, Ready to install 10,000 MB!?
Here's the difference in my opinion: A- go to www.xyz.com/dl, download the install, confirmation/info? B- insert CD, setup.exe autoruns, ready to w/e?
I'm not entirely sure moving to the "cloud" download format was a good idea. I don't even like the word "cloud" anyway, cloud this, cloud that.
Remember Brain Quest? There was also a computer game called You Don't Know Jack. I kind of miss popping in a CD.
As for the Great Composer stuff. haha, what is it like, E-flat Salieri! E-flat! lol.
I can only hypothesize meta-humor about Great Thinking goes well with beer but that one must truly focus to maintain sufficiently seductive substance.
I cannot know for sure but I think rarity and scarcity involving this universal predilection for Great Thinking could be a funny source of meta-humor.
Here is the funniest bit: The Great Thinker a la Kant is sort of rare, so the spirit of this cadence can become very, very boring for a girl to bear.
Germans are sort of funny about beer. So, the whole introverted philosopher thing goes well with looking at beer, but not, loud partyers, rather, talk
Sentences German men string together are much more logically complicated than women. This a funny consequence of the language itself partially I think
I think there is a lot of detachment from narcissisms. Like, some guy thinks he is so cool but it isn't cool to talk about it, so it is like a squint.
Firstly, the concept of funny isn't so USA comedies. It is more like, "everything he says is funny", from my analysis. But not funny!, just "funny".
I wanted to meet a pretty German girl (or Swiss) so I did try to learn some German. I do think, though, German introversion is difficult to explain.
I think this is funny because in retrospect I think German elevation is indeed conducive to the humorously introverted Great Thinker.
When I was in Germany, I did not see one German try to get into a fight (a surprise), but a lot of, I'm not so into sex, I am a bit more elevated.
I think Germany is the first place that comes to mind in terms of producing the "Great Thinker". "Great Musician" probably Austria, Italy many Greats.
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OK some women may prefer the taste or have a good feeling abt the calorie drop. OK, why not call the drink something else? Hardbody cola, or, Hipsoda.
As for the diet calorie thing. Is this legit? I am so tired of being criticized for drinking something that could put holes in my intestine.
What I mean is, you are promoting weight loss (not rly) and a refined sugar? (rly) while boosting the taste of the main line (the taste of bad sugar)?
Another matter is why the thing is diet. It tastes different, almost always, less good. OK, so the core offering tastes better, but at what cost?
Diet Cola too. Cola is like this modern-tasting concoction, not to mention, it bubbles automatically. However, I hate hearing about some health thing.
Take "Diet Snapple" for example. I am pretty sure iced tea isn't like this high-fat weight gainer. Isn't it lightweight? With the tea leaves?
I'm not sure the "diet" line extensions were a good idea.
As for the girls going for the jocks.. um.. I'd say girls are allowed to be as racist as they want. lol! j/k.
Melody, harmony, rhythm, composition, improvisation..... these are just the rules, but not really, just, you know, "what it is".
So yeah, this whole idea of various divides and playing some sort of different game.. idk. I think this logic makes me tired and want to leave.
I like the cred lesson better, as long as the other guys aren't participating in some crazy ponzi scheme, looking good means respect in a simple form.
I'm not sure I know any athletes who are so "team-oriented". But, I'm not White.
This can be funny later on in life too, I think. Some office takes 10,000 resumes and hires 10 people, 8 are plugged-in athletes who know "teamwork".
You know, like, sports as teamwork, leadership, positive, etc.? Or some guy who loves the juice and stomps you out everyday? lol. Very funny, I think.
I wonder what pct of youth laughs at the leadership sell. Like, the QB thing. That is more-or-less win-win vibe, I think. So it can be annoying.
I think in university a lot of the jocks focused on networking. I like the idea of getting along with anyone. The open-mindedness thing, semantics.
I think this was sort of funny, like, some lame idiot spinning nerdy progressive rock CDs every day with aggressive dudes getting down on violent rap.
The one band I think that was omnivorous was Rage Against the Machine or just "Rage". Really heavy killzone sound with heavy vocals. Nothing "fruity".
I remember the music in the high school locker room. Also, the weight room. It was really hood, like rap mixes or Hot 97. I was the only rock nerd.
Around that age I think playing guitar or drums or something is a bit relevant as well. Maybe the girl I have a crush on will like me. Prob true, lol.
Or maybe it's more of an American thing. Football (soccer) is a bit more laid back. I remember when MTV Films came out with Varsity Blues.
I get the sense lately sports are a bigger deal to young people worldwide today than maybe 15-20 years ago. Maybe jocks think they have all the power.
Do you feel like the national debt is being multiplied 10x and foisted upon us because entertainment suits swear they "got it goin' on"? haha.
About entertainment. I don't know much abt it. Is it some generational complex? idk. w/e. I think maybe they need to be flushed out.
So yeah, that's just my theory on film and TV conquest. Just get the girl to talk as much as possible, and obviously, please nothing annoying (g2g).
Also, the whole director thing, isn't the whole point to get the starlet to relax? I feel like there's too many girls in 20s being anxious abt "wrong"
I don't like the sound of the male voice, I don't like men talking, I don't like the way men look, when I'm with a girl I try to be quiet as possible
I don't like weird blah-blah-blah talk too much, self-talk-time, genital herpes, etc.
What I also find weird is giving face time to the wrong girl.. I don't rly care what the rationale is, maybe some sort of higher-up competition thing.
This is basically 0% failure rate in my opinion.. just hold up the camera and keep it there, and don't edit the image settings to be insanely annoying
It's really simple.. you have a nice girl or two and she captures the screen. Then, she holds attention with her charm. Not some dude with frosty hair
The sixth sense for the feminine flow on-screen these days seems insanely gay.
You know how like The Simpsons had a retroactive sixth sense where they always could tell the difference between sweet spot and Simpsons material?
If there's one way to conquer film and TV, my argument is to use the women better.
I think my new film genre idea is interesting because it makes men out of the ladyboys of the present era, a.k.a. my inferiors.
There'd obviously be lots of choices. Like, do you prefer your war dry and cold or with some fluff?
The accuracy would obviously be a point of serious, serious violence (haha), or maybe it would be like, "The Giants win the pennant", or Herodotus.
So my theory is, these sorts of things could be highly computer-generated and scaled up for quantity purposes, with varying levels of strategery.
It's just history, at the end of the day, and you could argue that all these modern day violence attempts are basically trying to get the gist of that
Even if it isn't already, at some pt it is shock, so as long as fair game is defined, why not extreme war violence scenes, film and/or TV series?
Would you agree TV and film have taken an intense turn toward the ultra-violence over the last 10 years or so? It's like this sort of macho fear zone.
Gladiator's intro vs. Germania was awesome. Rome the TV series I liked as well. About the last three, also balanced by a feminine element, too. hehe.
I think Saving Private Ryan at the time was pretty heavy metal for the intro battle scene, with the bullet wounds and stuff. Braveheart too for swords
Movie-wise, I'd go with 300 as the craziest cinematic experience, it was like dimensional battle. Not sure about TV but GoT is pretty good at violence
I never studied cinema, but of all the film genres, I gotta go with war simulation as the most underdeveloped.
I also think trying to win a girl's heart thru sensitivities is coarsely anti-Brit, this is bc they're game and story-obsessed but too many strikeouts
This whole man vs. girls from a nice place stuff, I think it is fairly NYC, getting a sense of sensitivities, judgments, reasons for humor and stealth
Seriously though, I think on the flip side, EU girls defending their guys collective cohesion.. it can be tough to navigate but cause for humor, too.
So that's the thing, I think, I visited Oslo and I saw like this brutal land of opportunity where certain bets are off, and pretty wifeys everywhere.
It's like anti-Sven (HIMYM) actions. In northern EU parts like Scandinavia, I think this makes historical sense, making "game" there peculiar, I think
So yes I think it's a really interesting dimension in Europe when the women envision armageddon and invoke a holy charter like Xena: Warrior Princess.
In addition, it's just boring, it's dull, instead of being straight he is sort of gay and convinced he is some sort of demigod with stories and such.
For example, the idea that everyone is "in", right? Every guy is "set for life", like royal inheritance-wise. I doubt girls like that bc mass lazy BS.
So I think this is a bit of a feminine brutality concept, like, it's obviously not stupidly simple but they can beat up whoever for hierarchal reasons
On the EU.. the whole laziness, inaction, complacency thing is a bit peculiar in my mind. This is bc men can say, "Yes but I am from [xyz].. judging?"
Also, when the slaughtered who are associated with the corrupt are begging for some degree of mercy from society, should anyone care? Why or why not?
So yea, I think the funniness is, how many degrees of separation from the corrupt are finished? And, is this why girls think lazy inaction is bizarre?
So then collusion for the sake of godlike social status. That is so funny. First off, no. Secondly, way too slavish, approval-based. Then, g2g, later.
This is just such a funny trend in my opinion. How much drugs are these guys doing? We don't do drugs.. so.. then we just don't get it? Haha. Too good
There's a lot to ridicule about today. Just going to NYC is funny enough. So it's like, the zombie apocalypse. No one wants to jump up, they collude.
On collusion.. I think in this case today cohesion is the same thing as collusion. The two are distinct in my opinion but too much drugs, complacency.
I suppose it can feel strong to collude but as long as we avoid the losers, it is like slave labor, just set-it-and-forget-it. Weak, I mean, socially.
I've theorized about corruption abroad and in the US and they say like, "Have you taken your pills from Eli Lilly, little crap?" haha. OK but weak.
With a bad corruption story, it is like a chain reaction, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, the radioactive fallout is socially "down" in my opinion
Also, the constant social jockeying.. of individuals, circles, family names, etc. is anything more annihilation scenario than easy-to-get corruption?
I mean, when it comes to pure, unbridled corruption, the ability of the human mind to live in an alternate reality where it doesn't exist when it does
So assuming everyone is self-interested (this is like a given, I think, sad as it may be), corruption could be like one of those shells in Mario Kart.
What would you think about this: I see the sort of soft pre-intro as even more of a lifesaver in the era of social networking, pickup artists and CVs.
In the game of defending your reputation at all costs, I gotta go with corruption as the friendliest ally, long-term I mean.
In New York it's always this vague subtext about Black laziness. What about White laziness? haha. So w/e. I say we crash the dollar and send it to RMB
Buried underneath all the heavy logic and super-rationality I think is this accusation that we judge. Ha! Luckily, I live to ridicule, especially you.
And when all is said and done, what is it that you are streamlining? Why are you so efficient-making? Don't you own all the real estate in Manhattan!?
And yet all the while there are so many stops in place, so many layers of rationality, so much defense, so many loopholes in the chaos to face lazy
They boss you around, they dump their issues, they call it "management", they overcomplicate everything, they insist you are dull, dumb, something bad
You have all these people in high up positions, right? Yet the outer limits of their laziness can reach such pathetic levels.
Now that I think about it, "White laziness" is just so extreme to contemplate.
idk, it's like.. "Beam me up, Scotty!!" That sort of thing, I guess. As for me, I have been called "A Sulu" before. "You look more like a Sulu," etc.
I mean, it's like one step away from 4chan, you have these funky diagrams explaining pretty intense university-level stuff and you are a marble statue
I think Wikipedia is pretty thermonuclear bc it doesn't require opening to the index, it is intensely cursory, 1/2 confusing anyway, and drug-friendly
Like, there are books that are reamed into young people's minds as definitive works, rather abusively, but I enjoy the neurological effect of drugs.
The popular game today of owning the hotly referenced title, having it on your bookshelf and underlining one line or knowing one passage is oddly dark
Students swear they can get awesome GPAs while stoned. I don't know how, bravo though. I sort of think you will eject to the munchies too quickly.
Remember Microsoft Encarta? It wasn't that serious, it was like a cool interactive multimedia experience but not to replace the encylopedia or library
If you do not agree with my statement, please allow me to explain. There's attention span, and then "masochism". So, drugs all the time then subjects?
Do you agree that Wikipedia and drugs are a funny combination? It is like a better tag team than KFC and Taco Bell.
I think that's the common logic involving "under-the-radar" and that it is at least instinctive but also requiring attn span and some "betrayal game".
Just stealth meaning the clown can parasite forever (COMC logic), and that guys who are way too into work wins have completely 0 idea abt "that game."
Also, I think girls feel a certain type of urgency, even life and death, and the fact that the boys cannot relate or even have any inkling is "life".
The point is that the info game is really muddled by the tech stuff involving info. It's like, "Info Tech". The social circle spotlight is kinda dodgy
So then, I thought of jokes from back home, like Black-influenced NYC-style humor, tappin' it, etc.
I realized that info is a crazy game and racial pity is like, a huge source of "ego". Also, "Kiss me, I speak English!" or something. And, envy bus.
So thru my 20s I became interested in whether or not it is possible to have a "bro". In the States and EU I experimented with various outcomes of game
Also, as far as I could tell, I think Columbia being in New York made it the sort of sex-crazed Ivy, whatever that means. I mean, if it isn't oxymoron
So this sex currency stuff or cred from school created my first theories on discretion, and why USA groupthink is pathetic sexually, minus "targets".
Back then, Entourage was a huge deal, and being Vince instead of Drama was sort of a thing, like, being the one who got the girl. It got old.
I think it started in university for me, the COMC stuff, where getting iced shouldn't be a big deal, but the network game was way too player-obsessed
See, this jealousy stuff, it feels a bit Count of Monte Cristo to me, envy or jealousy, w/e you want to call it. But actually I think REALLY it is.
So I think it possibly comes from a # of factors, firstly, locus problems, too much porn, then, pickup means you deserve her too!, then, web democracy
It feels insanely realistic but I'm actually not sure how realistic it ended up being, at least in the present sense. Would E hold up today or buckle?
Take Entourage for example, how E is the nice one, Drama strikes out and Turtle gets lucky on the plane. Vince tells E everything bc he is the gf guy.
I'm not entirely sure it is possible these days for a guy to tell his friend anything straight storywise. It has to be probably "a story" or mixed in.
The friends stuff is another. I'm more knowledgeable about the guy side of the equation, I think girls have often accused other girls of backstabbing.
One question I'd have for you is.. are these parameters any more difficult than from the past? Or are they just weirdly 007, 21st century gadget-wise?
Up till now, this requires tons of what we'd call "stealth". This isn't a concept that makes sense to teens, not in this sense anyway, I don't think.
And, the phone game is totally hacked. I get the sense that this has been varying levels of theorizing and analysis, but here girls killed the boys.
And like, if you take a look at the smartphone mini-camera, this is like a red flag for extensions from Web 2.0 stalking-wise (obviously.)
When you throw laughable porn addiction into it, I think it is even more assumed than usual that there is anything freaky going on, at least, assumed.
My take on it is.. when a boy meets a girl these days, it's like a nuclear detonation. Everyone can see it and it attracts a ton of attn and visitors.
I rly think an association with a pretty girl is a much, much heavier, more serious matter than most guys seem to think nowadays. Nice but a bit crazy
Using a web browser is not technical strength! Haha! Where have all the PhDs gone.
This little cross-section.. male technical ego and feminine communication.. I think it is funnier than most give it credit for. We can laugh abt this.
Couple it with the boys vs. girls syndrome, like, boys can outplay the girls any day bc our tech skills are for some reason so elite hacker skillz.
The whole stealth thing is funny to me. People aren't that stealthy, and the more they use their computers, the more stealth they think they're being.
I think any nice girl would nudge her male companion into the direction of subtlety. I think this disconcertingly takes the form of under-the-radar.
The real secret agent I think is the guy who is able to hu. Why? bc this is the crap that makes it impossible these days. lol. Or, more impossibler.
I think corruption in the States has always been bad but the whole NSA, dark web, Bloomberg, etc. etc., it's like, this secret agent thing.
Another thing I am interested in is the use of technology for corruption. I think tech expanded it bc texting the nuclear codes was like 007's Natalya
Eventually I think it gets to well we are so-and-so. That is so weird bc machining techniques are much better in 2010s so maybe "creative destruction"
I'm really intrigued by this critical mass bc kamikaze pilots get old and the whole Enron, financial disaster stuff.. even that was way too confusing.
So in my opinion, the real game is, if hypothetically speaking, every single ounce of corruption and its details were readily accessible, then what???
See this is the funny mind trick I think of corrupt tech.. it is like some zero-sum domination matrix, like, if you annoy our game, then you're secure
I admit I am sort of intrigued. Do they know how hacked their communications are? Will it get to this pt, like, honest convo on this, and if so, when?
From the EU perspective, I'd imagine topics like corrupt bloodlines come up and if they are causing serious problems I don't see how that is "racist".
I don't know the financial details of these types but they seem pretty inflated by having some bank strength. Prob connections and something Judaic.
In reality, I don't really care about the standing in life of these sorts. I want to be a professional musician, really. Maybe I am not "NYC material"
So yes the EU is very status-heavy and then people want it pretty primally, and this is like converting the dollar to the "love" euro, obviously dumb.
So this is sort of this thing, like, anyone from New York want to chime in on this huge status party foul? bc I think the status is too confusing..
The thing is, in New York City these types plainly look insanely odd, but Europe is very historically rich and is a bit built for tourist-friendliness
This is where I got my first inclinations about hating the English language.. I just started to hate any first words in English. Quick headphones gun.
Every time it looked like poop returning to the butthole to brag about airplane, hotel and dinner pricing, like this weird proof of genetic things.
I saw this scenario fairly repeatedly while walking around Europe.. a sort of "imperial" demeanor having to do with financial and military, fame too.
So then it's a matter of avoiding the United States entirely in terms of travel, or just sticking with New York City, I'd imagine. Maybe LA/Vegas.
It's not something you can talk about I think mainly bc of police brutality and also dealing with being put in the hospital for violent schizophrenia!
I think killing tourists is one of those funny jokes in the EU. Like it's like a fantasy but also just regular conversation bc of loudmouths from USA.
There is no doubt about it, people want to make a buck in the US, but a lot of people call it crazy, sort of the classic "dog-eat-dog" mentality logic
I think this is the conundrum, that the dollar and the ego go hand-in-hand, but dominance isn't conducive to value-generation.
Now I've started to think about the United States as a system set up to venerate the US dollar, but also, to cradle its dominance as well.
It's the sort of talk where the youthful mind wonders, "How can people be so obsessed with money? I don't see how it could ever be that big a deal."
When we were kids, I think talking about the pursuit of the dollar was a weird concept, like, "I'll never sell myself to chasing money."
Also, something like a more advanced thermos or bike canister bottle. The base has a port, plug it in, and it charges the Refrigerator Perry.
I hate it when my orange soda gets warm an hour or two later. It'd be nice if the fridge was a charging station and there were a cold disc inside.
Just trying to maintain some dignity can be a tough task so in these times I often like to go for the cold a$$ soda bottle.
You know what would help people maintain a shred of composure in this crazy world? Refrigerator bottles.
Hahaha that is so bootleg, so I admit I avoid player images very often bc I don't need the headache.
Like some girl's hot and there is some convo (maybe even via wingmanship) and he's been saying all this stuff and then he says her personality sucked?
But, at the same time, and I'd wonder what you think about this, you can just see guys doing celebrations about texting, of course dates, and, insults
So then I think this is interesting bc like I said before I think the fast and hard close isn't like this universal way to be for everyone and anyone.
The other is of course, the paid escort. This is obviously different territory, I'm talking about meeting strangers, hopefully, in some soft fashion.
It's pretty simple, really, I think. The idea is to sit on the bed in some hours. If this is so frank, then, obviously many player reports are hacked.
This is strange territory in my opinion because here if the guy is way player image about his game then it shouldn't be going to text then dull dates.
I am interested in one left hook in particular.. the true cool opportunity. This is bc if a guy is reporting a ton of rapid victories then, why not.
I'd also argue drugs has a lot to do with it, like, getting high in the bathroom or something, then, sort of parading around a false image.
(by difficult to pull off, I mean, there are a few issues, minor speed bumps or technicalities on a few different levels that may arise, of course.)
This can be disconcerting to say the least, it's not just an exclusivity feeling, it's just something that is difficult to pull off yet so very common
It's like the Vitruvian Man gone wrong or something.. like this sort of, quirky sort of ego-love where the hard, fast close is frequent and very told.
My take on it is: these guys who are obsessed with how deep they're rolling (not rly) very much love one quality the most: very hard one-night stands
I wonder if a lot of girls agree that there's a ton of "do-it-alls" who hate "know-it-alls" and they demand status like it is a masculine god thingy.
It is twofold.. it is sort of self-deprecating but less mindnumbing, maintains focus, doesn't step on silos, and also, is ultimately, way more fun.
So just this idea of "consuming" the spirit of cool peoples of the world and also being a huge fan of anything that suggests mastery, maybe good today
For example.. creation or composition.. I look at the history of it and as far as I can tell, it's really based on God and the church and stuff.
All this overanalyzing stuff.. I think it is like being a fan of being a fan. I feel like I have a weird perspective as an aspiring guitar player, too
Deification is sort of a weird concept to me bc it is so primal in nature. This starts at the ego level and then can even be sold as action figures.
I admit I am interested in the concept of the starlet as a product of both Hollywood and the 20th century.
But ultimately the sort of distant detachment from both being judged in unfair ways and worshipped, and also, weird ways of talking, -isms of the day.
There are other factors at play, of course, like factors that are tough to defeat without some sort of USA system reset. Breakdown fodder.
I'm a big fan of when a rly hot American girl takes the idolatry with a grain of salt. The fallen star is like the stuff of American parables, I think
Just think of "Head Like A Hole" by NIN. Moving parts and the primal. That is like the C.G. Jung stuff. I think good for a quiet lunch date, as well.
In terms of overlap or marketable technology things, off the top of my head, I'd go with: video games, football. Those two. Then, my peacock theories.
In terms of music and technology. Music is a whole another matter. This includes musical instruments, of course. Technology I think is interesting.
About "if this has ever happened before". Haha, no explanation needed.
So yeah, in other words, I have been curious about this particular little modern conundrum, how extreme it may be, and, if this has ever happened.
It's like this funny mentality, to take without giving in return is to love and to live the dream. In return, he grants me privileges, bed, car, etc.
Allow me to explain my first-hand experience. Some guy demands that I be a good American and give him something. This is bc he pities me in some way.
In other words, these two psychological shortcuts: altruism (distribution) and reciprocity, I think are plenty the African zone, primitively.
I've given it a lot of thought. I think this is a very extreme conundrum bc altruism implies abundance, but it is like a principle that extracts.
As for the psychology of it all. I think altruism is a big deal today. Pity is a bad word so again this is English language stuff, I think.
I think talking about Africans is an unpredictable area. If you sort of talk Africans up, there are all these logical twists like oh, go Peace Corps.
Then again, I had a tough time in school. haha
And then when you take hidden redistribution, the "liar" tag, then look at logos in Paris which stand for tradition in France, idk I was a bit amused.
Back to the valuations.. don't they seem interesting from this frame? Because I sort of think any girl would agree that this is the general scenario.
So for these reasons, I was intrigued, by the concept of redistribution and also the disconnect between the social game (stories) and sex game (duds).
It also goes to the "success story" level, like, hypothetically if a boy and girl like each other, do you think it is possible for them to "hang out"?
It's not subtle, actually obvious, and the networking and such, and, workplace gender things, and ultimately, maybe even odd generational examinations
The Tinder craze, the dull conversation about startups and valuations, bad dates, and ultimately, monetization of claiming some sort of crazy sex, lol
It's not just that, it's the currency involved, the tangentially-related pickup artist movement, "Web 2.0", it's how people talk and that it's normal.
The reason I bring up this shocking tidbit is bc this concept of a girl being claimed sexually has become extreme in my opinion through social media.
Here is the thing.. it can be the hive mind of a collective area to claim sex, but if the same girl is in the red light district, what if no one buys?
So I thought, assuming the code is dispensable (or easy), are these tech firms trading on pure branding relevance? Like, pure coolness, social status?
I was also reading a few cheap marketing books on branding and stuff, so the logo thing was making me think, and also, C.G. Jung and the implied.
The weird train of thought of thinking through the interplay between "sexy" tech and FR luxury, idk how to describe it, it's like, Berlin date fodder
I also thought this was some sort of crazy concept, like, the toughness reputationally of Paris, how this is a danger zone, and, all of the above.
So that's the thing.. the whole idea of tech brands radiating some sort of image and then walking around Paris, I thought I was onto something. haha.
The ripple effects were so crazy, the whole IPO thing, the sexy sort of tech thing, I mean, the "sexy" thing is crazy to me, from a nerdy perspective.
So the startups and all the cultural shocks are an odd puzzle.. like, this very little cross-section became an extreme focus that leaked tangentially
MSN, too.. this very fun little subsection of "technology" via modems and AOL SN profiles were a precursor to a ton, I think everyone is an expert.
At the time, it was a bit blurred, I think, but with the AOL buddy list and then AIM (and before that, terminal looking DOS), this was a bigger deal.
(of course, my first interactions with French stylings were meeting Montreal people playing shows but I have never been.)
Pt I'm trying to make is, I think when you think about these factors.. the startup thing, the world thing, and the luxury thing, it's sort of funny.
Also, at this pt I was going back and forth a ton from Amsterdam to Berlin and so people discussing startups in Berlin was like a funny global overlap
I think a lot there has to do with a stubborn US frame of reference and so verbiage like "island superiority" is an American thing but sensical to me
I don't know how to put it but to my idiot male mind these logos are a bit shocking because they are a separate entity and it is difficult to explain.
I admit I became sort of entranced by the logos.. I don't remember where I saw them exactly but you see these crazy logos all over town in Paris.
I viewed the Before Sunrise series as this cool imaginary scenario or idealistic situation and just thought of Before Sunset, without a date of course
I mostly tried to shut up, but the main thing was, not speaking any French and not knowing anywhere, so walking around aimlessly.
Paris is sort of a big deal, you know? So I thought this was pretty adventurous and spur-of-the-moment. I got a simple single room, nice innkeeper.
In one of the markets in Amsterdam, someone gave me a coupon to take a Flixbus for €5, and there was a deal to Paris for €1, so I booked a €6 trip.
Purple Warmoth still deferential as ever.. http://www.dishcandy.us/atk-warmoth-17.06.30.jpg
In conclusion.. I bet the group who figures out how to extract the fattyness from food content becomes the most dominant company ever. Think abt it..
So then I would think that in this "essential" market (not efficient!), it is a matter of increased tastes and more highly humored taste palettes.
How is this more applicable to anything else other than food? Eating stuff because one is bored!
The reason is.. when you are into something, I think you do it because life is mostly boring, so, it is better than doing nothing.
So, in an ideal world, I don't get competition in dining that much, as in, "Man, what a cut-throat industry if I've ever heard one, I gotta tell ya."
Food is like one of the most classic masterful acts, and my guess is, it starts early with some very personal story, and then, lifelong love of food.
Another thing is this.. I don't really get competition in the food business. I think this complicates the whole power trip based on "funding".
So yeah maybe I know nothing, sure. How to come up with a "new concept", how to do this and that. Also, how to be served (lol!), how to afford it, heh
I also think it's something more primal, as well.. how can you go against the women and serve up quality? So it is like the music-type stuff, I think.
You know, this is one the men can never win, I think, obvious reasons. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em", etc. But eventually, money over taste blows.
So then it gets to like this dislodging or displacement sort of scenario or argument, where some guy feels strong for insulting the state of servings.
These computer file sorts of paperworks.. idk, I'd imagine any woman can do it easily, it's just a matter of obstruction via overcomplication, etc.
tbh, I can't imagine why not either. Though, I think here, it comes down to things like accounting, contracts, etc. The more male ego-oriented things.
I imagine really attractive older women w/ plenty of money (or support), looking around, wanting to open something, but they can't figure out why not.
So when the logical mind is used to obstruct nice women from presenting their creations, I think it is totally disastrous. And, depression-inducing.
So I think this is a bit crazy because food & dining seem to be pretty ingrained into the human mind as culturally significant, socially, in love too.
So then it is like some sort of Leftorium scenario in my opinion, I don't know how to put it but it is like maybe something like the Leftorium.
See, I think this is pretty funny bc ppl not only pride themselves on it, but there are certain people who are impossibly unable to "fail".
I think there's another ingredient, the "soul" behind it, the person with the concept or idea or w/e. Call him or her "Chef" or something.
So when you go from endpoint to endpoint, the inspiration behind the food and then finally, the grateful payer, deviation is a sort of odd transaction
Take the real secret sauce behind the whole thing.. a magical serving is prepared for a guest. This is pretty basic, I think. Not very bro meetup.
Let me put it this way: I think food is a bit more feminized of an artform. Yes, it can be monetized (and also sexualized) and this introduces male.
I think this is a bit of a touchy subject. Firstly, heritages, even (gasp!) family names are at stake. Secondly, just the whole thing about kitchens.
This might be an annoying subject but I'll try to go into it anyway. I'm not fully sure the restaurant business isn't totally screwed by gender issues
I thought it was sort of cool but also funny bc of the fake hu stories. So, I became interested in "choosing the right target".
They called the Berlin style "minimal". OK, I guess, it is a sound, or maybe, a cloud of sound, or "a SoundCloud". Really pickup-heavy though.
In Berlin, DJs were sort of a big thing. idk, I play guitar, but of course, not so cool. I thought it was funny to think about if every girl had it.
I wonder what would happen if Fruity Loops were still easy to use and free. I think everyone would have it.
I don't know what happened to it. Maybe the global DJ union killed it, they said it was too monopolistic.
There was a program called Fruity Loops around 2000. It made electro beats easy to make. It was absurdly simple to use, and made the funniest sounds.
So I think the concept may even have further capacity.. what is the meaning of "lazy", which attention is "winning", and, how to optimize this "math".
So this very cross-section I think pretty scalable I think (pun-intended!). I also think of, nice lead actresses, and also, girl monster truck drivers
It's like, if she's a "bitch", then she's a manthief, but she's probably very nice (conditioning), and this might actually be more plotline-inducing!
About the cheerleader thing. I think it is a source of tension. Not just in the HS way, but also, even if they are nice, extreme jealousy plotlines!
So yeah, maybe in the era of corny wall posts, all it takes to be on the same level as an NFL cheerleader is to be totally crazy in public (hospital).
In NYC, I can think of a few.. Naked Cowboy, Mr. Pots-n-Pans (only sort of), TRL. Other than that, maybe NFL cheerleaders, but that is their work! lol
If you really think about it, this whole concept is really funny, the whole, getting attention in order to market yourself in wacky ways.
So then when you get to the USA frame, I like the stories of when P.T. Barnum was first starting out, and the crazy stunts he'd pull to sell tickets!
So I am sort of intrigued by this tangent bc the Leaning Tower of Pisa or flying off a tower with feathers to try to fly.. these are way funnier
From my viewpoint, the penalties for not subscribing to the online attention engines post-HS were pretty extreme.. any non-worship is like, WTF man!?!
So in this sense, I find the attention engines of social media a bit tough to describe, but anyway, I admit I was a huge fan of AWildSketchAppeared.
I'm not sure how to think about it. In a Freudian way, it may almost be interpreted as some sort of mother-love thing where conditions cause purging.
See, this very policing mechanism, to bust out attention-whoring, somehow became so "elitist", I think, because it became like a PC's entire purpose!
I remember on HC (I think) the "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!" gif was so insanely forum funny and maybe sparked a lot of Reddit "meme" stuff.
Or, "looking for attention"? haha. So, my guess is that's where the jokes are, or, where a lot of the humor is, the triviality of this verbal juggle.
I think recently, this is a pretty interesting concept but something definitely to make the girls laugh. Like, the very idea of wanting "attention".
Like, building The Leaning Tower of Pisa or the spectacle of the Gladiators.. this is pretty attention-courting, right? What about fashion? Attn, too
I don't know if the maxim "Court attention at all costs" is a USA thing bc I think the history of it in Europe and maybe even Africa is a bit funny.
As for the sex story stuff.. all that stuff is way too played at this moment.. in Berlin it was just so out of control but at least a fun local topic.
This was the thing about Berlin.. "the place to be".. everyone wants to go from all over Europe! Way crazy. So.. Hi, Andrew, I'm from New York.. etc..
The open-mindedness thing, it's good. In Berlin, I used it bc when you want to kill someone, it is more open-minded to make jokes on Jewish sterility.
This, I would argue, also makes the sex game a bit funny as well bc this is more or less a European topic, and it is never good to play yourself out.
So it's this "culture" thing, I think.. this output, that draws people to New York, and the disconnect is, oversimplification isn't visitor's concern.
OK, now for the next part.. why are they in town? Maybe 80% of it is quite literally, music! As a guitar player, I too am concerned with music in NYC.
Where does your info on world things come from? In New York, people are in town from literally every city! That's so cool. Now, visualize all of them!
I think a lot of US branding has to do with verbiage like "global vision". I also think this is New York, on a pretty simple level.
By an engine generated by New York, I mean, something more on a social level, where girls talk. It is less familial and village-esque, so complicated.
So this brutality toward the male mind.. it generates an engine of sorts, I'd theorize. The New York guy who isn't totally pathetic, talkative, stupid
New York is totally brutal when it comes to anything even mildly past work talk.
So this Valhalla or golden goose thing being money and sex.. haha, idk. lol well the sex thing is the funniest bc the "player" is constantly discussed
Ironically, NYC has historically been a bit of a tough guy place, so then the concept of "enforcement" has a bit of a sense of humor, one might say.
So just on a day-to-day level, this whole thing about breaking someone's face for duplicity involved with requesting "open-mindedness".. a bit muddled
It is tougher to beat someone bloody when his family has leverage. Like.. footage of a Black guy getting shot.. that makes it to the EU, it's shocking
Here is the thing though.. back in Berlin, this US open-minded rationality stuff.. erm, I think a lot in the States comes from police corruption.
Conceptually speaking, I don't know how this plays out. Where it comes from and where the $$ goes.. that is a matter of efficiency, one might suppose.
On a broad level in the States, this is a funny dynamic, I think. It is like New York is some sort of Valhalla involving dollars and sex.
On a general level, I think it is pretty basic, just talking, whatever. Not some weird White vs. you thing. That gets you some weird thing abt morals.
So, this thing about the New Yorker being accepted.. it's just so weird. It's like a migration thing to the observer, I think. It's not that complex.
And, they demand acceptance, but to the normal thinker, the logic doesn't check out when their psychology is so collectively into toxic excretions.
See, I think this is the conundrum. Like.. banker types waiting on line to get in somewhere, talking loudly about their latest offer.. it's not nice.
I admit, I find these little social institutions in NYC funny. Why? bc it is too corny about everyone. Like.. you're not allowed to laugh.
I think of "Let's hear it for New York" being blasted in a bar with loud foam thingy sounds, and also, "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra singalong
When I hear the term "New Yorker", I think of conversations about how I am out, and I am so uncool because some people are real "New Yorkers".
tbh, I don't even like the term "New Yorker". It's like that Rudy Giuliani loves the Yankees crap. It feels so collectivist, like, everyone is so in.
This isn't trivial, I think, because the US economy has been sort of a dominant entity, and, business takes this into consideration, but, NYC crashes.
I think this is an impossible burden on the int'l mind. The whole NYC thing.. I think it is a bit obscured. OK, maybe a bit more than "obscured".
The rationale is simple, as well, I think. Its demeanor demands acceptance thru skin color, but it is obnoxiously judgmental. Impossible to business.
The financial skew toward the New Yorker is violent as well. This is because "White" isn't a business-able type. It is seen as crudely close-minded.
It's like.. really simple. Maybe an extraction of sorts. There's enough positive interactions with New Yorkers that give appeal to such witty banter.
So the NYC thing is really simple, I think. NYC is anti-racism. So when the American idiot demands acceptance but dispenses weird dominance, so there.
Americans.. their body language.. their use of words and general demeanor.. it is obsessed with rationality. This demands being "more open-minded".
I was thinking back to my time in Berlin and annoying Americans there when I contemplated something about New Yorkers being at a distinct advantage.
So, like, independent of the fact that New York has been quite bank-dominated, on a high level, I just don't even like the United States, really.
Yes, maybe it is OK to work like a rat, but it was like this big story that the banks tanked the markets right when I graduated from university.... ??
You are scum! No, you are scum! Haha. I think this is the basic gist of made men vs. made men, or, good guys vs. bad guys, or, "work" vs. immorality.
So, then to circle back to the Europe thing, I think the separation of a certain type of meritocracy silo by the United States is OK but.. complicated
Why am I talking about this high-level business? The reason is, I believe this is an impt factor in this perhaps complex take on pro-USA vs. anti-USA.
This is simple stuff, I think, that ultimately ends up in value-creation vs. value-destruction. Fostering creativity rather than to stymie it.
So then, the way I see it, on a macro-scale, this applies as well. There is such a thing as int'l expo